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“are you questioning my AUTHORITY?”
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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canisxmajor
“are you questioning my AUTHORITY?”
no i did not kill that bug. i just flung sand at it until it was buried and did not unbury itself
lily, mary, marlene
MEME - ACCEPTING
“well, MARRY lily-” james began, then paused. “and, i suppose, then fuck mary and get drunk with marlene.”
remus, sirius, peter {haha}
MEME - ACCEPTING
&& anonymous said: remus, sirius & petter?
“d’you have any idea how often i hear that one? it’s the easiest thing in the world, at this point. fuck sirius, marry remus, get drunk with peter.”
Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.
Send me ✏ for a quick little doodle of your character
so i feel really grossly sick so i’m gonna go to bed; i might be on in the morning to do drafts (on here and all my other blogs, but no promises) and will definitely be here in the afternoon. so, goodnight; i hope you all get a good night’s sleep!
anyone who’s interested can find a huge black family tree here
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
mugglisms:
" You don’t need to keep buying me expensive trinkets. When do you think I will actually wear a diamond ring? “
"——— good question. I'll get back to you on that one. Do you like it, though? I mean, was it a good choice? I was worried you wouldn't like it. There were a lot of rings and they all basically looked exactly the same."
“So you actually think that you can teach me that? Perfect! I mean I am already the best thing that the house Slytherin ever happened but I’m all in on ex- panding to the Quidditch team. And one day, I’ll rule the world and you’re my first consultant.”
"'Course. I can do anything I want to, remember? Really, though, Eve, as long as you've got a little bit of natural talent, you're golden with enough work. Trust me, I'm... I'm a scientist. And also the Gryffindor quidditch captain. Agreed, though; I have no shame in admitting that you're the best snake there is. And I'd most certainly vote you for supreme overlord of the world, especially now that you're offering me a position of power. Should we start looking at campaigning options?"
"Well, I’d rather end up sad and alone than with someone who’s personality matches yours - honestly, what did mum ever see in you?”
"Excuse me? I am a bloody treasure."
"Contrary to popular belief - I’m not above kicking old people in the shins.”
"Because that's an intelligent thing to do, and it definitely won't backfire on you. It's not like I'm your grandfather or anything. I mean, I'm sure your parents will understand your need to kick me, right? And I'm definitely above jinxing my youngest grandson. So, yeah, go for it, kiddo."
"Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?" (because star quidditch beater ruby)
meme || accepting
"Both."
"Do you want them? I hate olives."
meme || accepting
"Oh, uh, thanks. Now I can do that thing where I put them on my fingers and poke people with them."
running over to my scorpius
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face “he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series For a pun You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?" "No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."