troublesome king

indie rp blog for james potter from harry potter, face claim andrew garfield. alternate face claim is dave franco. semi-selective, default seventh year. au verses. please view my navigation for more details. tracking incommodusrex.

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canisxmajor

       “are you questioning my AUTHORITY?”

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no i did not kill that bug. i just flung sand at it until it was buried and did not unbury itself

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lily, mary, marlene

MEME - ACCEPTING

     “well, MARRY lily-” james began, then paused.     “and, i suppose, then fuck mary and get drunk       with marlene.”

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remus, sirius, peter {haha}

MEME - ACCEPTING

&& anonymous said: remus, sirius & petter?

       “d’you have any idea how often i hear that         one? it’s the easiest thing in the world, at         this point. fuck sirius, marry remus, get         drunk with peter.”

[unless-its-a-farm]

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.

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Send me ✏ for a quick little doodle of your character

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so i feel really grossly sick so i’m gonna go to bed; i might be on in the morning to do drafts (on here and all my other blogs, but no promises) and will definitely be here in the afternoon. so, goodnight; i hope you all get a good night’s sleep!

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anyone who’s interested can find a huge black family tree here

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How bra stores seem to think things work:

Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.

C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.

Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

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mugglisms:

"   You don’t need to keep buying me expensive      trinkets. When do you think I will actually wear      a diamond ring?   “

          "——— good question. I'll get back to you on that                          one. Do you like it, though? I mean, was it                          a good choice? I was worried you wouldn't                          like it. There were a lot of rings and they                          all basically looked exactly the same."

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            “So you actually think that you can teach me that?             Perfect! I mean I am already the best thing that the             house Slytherin ever happened but I’m all in on ex-             panding to the Quidditch team. And one day, I’ll rule             the world and you’re my first consultant.”

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              "'Course. I can do anything I want to, remember?                  Really, though, Eve, as long as you've got a little                  bit of natural talent, you're golden with enough                  work. Trust me, I'm... I'm a scientist. And also the                  Gryffindor quidditch captain. Agreed, though; I                  have no shame in admitting that you're the best                  snake there is. And I'd most certainly vote you                  for supreme overlord of the world, especially now                  that you're offering me a position of power. Should                  we start looking at campaigning options?"

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          "Well, I’d rather end up sad and alone than             with someone who’s personality matches             yours - honestly, what did mum ever see             in you?”

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              "Excuse me? I am a bloody treasure."

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             "Contrary to popular belief - I’m not                above kicking old people in the shins.”

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               "Because that's an intelligent thing to do, and                  it definitely won't backfire on you. It's not like                  I'm your grandfather or anything. I mean, I'm                  sure your parents will understand your need                  to kick me, right? And I'm definitely above                  jinxing my youngest grandson. So, yeah, go                  for it, kiddo."

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"Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?" (because star quidditch beater ruby)

meme || accepting

               "Both."

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"Do you want them? I hate olives."

meme || accepting

         "Oh, uh, thanks. Now I can do that thing where I put           them on my fingers and poke people with them."

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running over to my scorpius

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okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face “he’s a Keeper”

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You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series For a pun You’re a beautiful person.

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"Are you serious right now, Dad?" "No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."