.inconsequential.

some cave-markings only seem random until seen as a collective whole... and then they're just weird.

[poetrylesbian]

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[badsciencejokes]

Suspicious

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[choysum]

[thatgirlwiththememes]

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

[cumaeansibyl]

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

[aquilacalvitium]

[tofuuntitled]

they have little adventures with the dust bunnys under there

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[eternallybutthurt]

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

[jaimeedarling]

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

[itsaruse]

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

[jackhawksmoor]

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

[weaselle]

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

[gilfmobile]

[mckitterick]

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

[ruinedchildhood]

Happy Eclipse day

[yourbestworstlove]

I was absolutely not ready for the audio

[toastbutteregg]

[jubs]

I love petting cats so much

[jubs]

this is not a random post

[pleatedjeans]

20 “Shrink Wrap” Animals From Paleo Artist Shows Today’s Animals Guessed From Skeletons

[ampervadasz]

Pornó

[crap-userrname16]

[tearlessrain]

all of us:

[junkfoodcinemas]

JUNKFOODCINEMAS PRESENTS SO BAD IT'S GOOD JUNK: PART 1

The Room (2003) dir. Tommy Wiseau

Troll 2 (1990) dir. Claudio Fragasso

Batman & Robin (1997) dir. Joel Schumacher

Samurai Cop (1991) dir. Amir Shervan

Fateful Findings (2013) dir. Neil Breen

Miami Connection (1987) dir. Y. K. Kim, Park Woo Sang

Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) dir. James Nguyen

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

Mac and Me (1988) dir. Stewart Raffill

Super Mario Bros. (1993) dir. Rocky Morton, Annabel Jankel

[laughingsquid]

The Worst Attraction in Every State

[celestialmomma-deactivated20230]

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

Jesus H. Christ

[humblegrub]

get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip

[eriksangel666]

Oh wait it gets better. His name is Nibbles Woodaway and we decorate him every Christmas. The company had to change their name because everybody referred to them as the one with the Big Blue Bug