Iconic Awsten Knight Quotes
“Everybody’s got shit- like, people breathe certain ways that are annoying,”
“FUCK Bing, FUCK DJ Khaled, FUCK M. Night Shyamalan- love his movies- uh….. FUCK Moose On The Loose,”
“It’s sadness, Courtney. It’s fucking sadness.”
“I NEVER know where I am, even when we’re home!”
“Anyone who doesn’t love me is a coward.”
“I am in all of your favorite boybands, and all of your least favorite boybands, and the band Waterparks on the side.”
“Stop talking, this is my turn”
“I’m stoked as fuck on like, socks”
“If you think I’m joking, I’m gonna kick you in the head.”
“I’m just a salty shithead,”
“These [boots] make me like, an inch and a half taller, and I would give anything to be an inch and a half taller”
“I like waking up to the smell of all my friends.”
“It’s like, I just popped out 22 kids, I’m very sore and tired, and I get to keep TEN of them.”
“I got a gorilla suit from my friend, cause he was going to college and he couldn’t have it. He was like ‘I don't need this’ and I was like I DO”
“That little wink, lip-bite thing I had goin’ on? Yeah- Fucking FLOODING cities.”
“To Otto: I want to utilize you, and your fluids, and gather enough currency to send all of my kids to college- nice colleges, cause I don’t want them to end up like us.”
“And go to church on Sundays, BITCH!”
“If any UFO’s are watching this, TAKE ME.”
“Oh- YEAH! That was devastating- he called me a pussy!”
“I would accept that role with open arms and open legs.”
“Waterparks does it for the moms.”
“If you lower your standards hard enough, you’ll reach your dreams without stretching too hard.”
“What’s the opposite of endless- endfull. The possibilities are endfull!”
“It’s 2018, I think yall should start drinking more water, yall should start taking probiotics, because I think we should all stay alive. And my dad’s real into recycling, so I’ll plug recycling through him”
“I’m such an independent bitch,”
“I drink a lot of baby blood. I am very rich, so I am able to buy it from people,”
“Can I start beef with like, a whole state?”
“Fuck Turkish Airlines, FUCK Turkish Airlines- Can I say that? FUCK TURKISH AIRLINES”
“If you make me look wrong on camera I will fire you.”
“Blind and deaf… well they wouldn’t be able to see my hair, so the band would be irrelevant anyway.”
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