Incorrect Bungo Stray Dogs!

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Kyouka, Dazai, and Atsushi: *screaming*

Kunikida, running into the room: WHAT’S WRONG KYOUKA?!

Dazai: Why Kyouka, Atsushi and I are screaming too?

Kunikida: Because Kyouka won't scream unless it's an emergency, but both of you scream whenever you have the chance.

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Port Mafia Enemy: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Young Dazai and Chuuya, nodding: Knife monopoly.

Port Mafia Enemy:

Port Mafia Enemy: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is.

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Ranpo: It’s not illegal.

Atsushi: [staring into Ranpo’s apartment that is filled corner to corner with various sweets and snacks]

Atsushi: It’s just…there’s so much—

Ranpo: But it’s not illegal

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The ADA as gen z’s obsession with eating tide pods:

Dazai: eating the tide pod on a dare

Yosano: filming it

Kunikida: trying to make Dazai throw up while simultaneously on the phone with poison control

Ranpo: laughing hysterically

Kyouka: confused

Tanizaki: also filming it but morally conflicted about doing so

Naomi: watching Yosano filming it and laughing

Atsushi: at the apartments frantically looking for child safety locks to put on the laundry cabinets

Fukuzawa: still trying to understand the meme

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Tanizaki: Wait, uh, what’s the code?

Kunikida: Well, its five digits and the last person to set it up was Dazai.

Tanizaki: Got it.

Atsushi: Wait, what was it?

Kunikida, sighing heavily: Four-twenty, sixty-nine.

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Dazai: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Chuuya: No, I said, “Dazai, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.

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Dazai: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said, “Get out of my school.”

Chuuya: THAT WAS YOU?!

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Kenji: Let’s go get a birthday cake!

Atsushi: But your birthday isn’t even this month?

Kenji, whispering: The cake won’t know that.

Atsushi:

Atsushi: Valid. Let’s get two.

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Dazai: Good morning everyone! God has decided to make me live another day, and I am going to make that EVERYONE’S problem.

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Dazai: Tell him off, Atsushi! Assert yourself!

Atsushi: That’s my ice cream cone!

Dazai: Great, now let him have it!

Atsushi: You can have it!

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Dazai, after a case: It’s like we just cleared a video game on easy mode.

Kunikida: Real life combat is NOT like a video game.

Atsushi, in the background: Hey! Coins!

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Chuuya, walking into the room visibly disheveled: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff.

Dazai, walking in just as disheveled: *grins smugly* I’m stuff.

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Dazai: *unbuttoning shirt*

Dazai: Geez, it’s really hot in here.

Chuuya: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Dazai, texting Akutagawa: I just walked into a party and some guy yelled dibs

Chuuya, also texting Akutagawa: I’M REALLY DRUNK AND A REALLY HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS

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Akutagawa: How do I make a date really romantic?

Chuuya: Try being mysterious.

Akutagawa: Got it.

[Later, on a date with Atsushi]

Atsushi: So, where are we going?

Akutagawa: None of your fucking business.

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Kouyou: What are you two doing out this late?

Chuuya: We—

Kouyou: Tell me in five words.

Chuuya, counting on his fingers: We. Went. To. Walk.

Kouyou:

Dazai: Bitch.

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Chuuya: Say one more word and you’re dead!

Dazai: One more word.

Chuuya:

Atsushi:

Kyouka:

Atsushi, whispering to Kyouka: Should we run?