Totally (not) canon

[8pxl]

they're girlfriends,,,

[8pxl]

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[depsidase]

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[bugshroom]

i will be moving back into my mind palace once the asbestos removal is completed

[lizardsfromspace]

Tried looking up what noises foxes make and the first video I found was very unhelpful

[doodle-list]

Happy mid autumn festival! I’ve been so hyperfixated on Nezha recently 😭

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[w0rm0nastr1ng]

One Piece Live Action S2 Textpost Meme Pt. 2

[thickness-protection-program]

Alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win today

[thickness-protection-program]

I mean alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win tomorrow

[deimon-devilbats]

FIELD OF COLORS // 00

[incorrect-es21quotes]

Mizumachi: How are you going to feel when Sena sees you with no makeup on?

Kakei: I'm not wearing any makeup right now.

Mizumachi: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

[incorrect-es21quotes]

Komusubi: And also, you always smell just a little bit like vanilla.

Kurita: That's my soap.

Kurita: I got it a Lush.

Komusubi: You're who I want to be when I grow up.

[incorrect-es21quotes]

Mamori: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.

Hiruma: Okay... It's not, though.

[incorrect-es21quotes]

I always do a weak handshake up front to establish that I’m not a threat.

Sena