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Hiyoko: I am stupid for free. No one pays me to be this stupid and I think that’s very brave.

#source: tumblr #hiyoko tosaka

Albert: What are you doing?

Sakuya [standing on a chair]: I live in this house! I should be able to do whatever I want and-

Albert: Where’s the spider?

Sakuya: It’s on the floor over there, please get it for me.

#source: unknown #albert alain alkan #sakuya le bel shirogane

Hiyoko: Imagine if you came to class one morning and everyone was like, quietly reading.

Kazuaki: I would be suspicious.

#source: questionable content #hiyoko tosaka #kazuaki nanaki

Nageki: I know you think my judgment’s clouded because I like Anghel a little bit.

Hiyoko: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Nageki: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Hiyoko: ... My mistake.

#source: brooklyn 99 #nageki fujishiro #anghel higure #hiyoko tosaka

Yuuya: What up? I’m back!

Sakuya: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Yuuya: Death is a social construct.

#source: tumblr #yuuya sakazaki #sakuya le bel shirogane

Ryouta: You have a face.

Hiyoko: Yes, I do.

Ryouta: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.

Hiyoko: Thanks, I think.

Ryouta: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

#source: unknown #ryouta kawara #hiyoko tosaka

Yuuya: Kiss, marry, kill - me, Kawara, Higure.

Hiyoko: Kiss you, marry Ryouta, and kill Sakuya.

Sakuya: I wasn’t even one of the choices, what the fuck?

#source: unknown #yuuya sakazaki #hiyoko tosaka #sakuya le bel shirogane #ryouta kawara #anghel higure

Hiyoko: You gotta listen to your body.

Kazuaki: Unless it’s telling you you need all the candy.

Hiyoko: You gotta listen to your body.

#source: unknown #hiyoko tosaka #kazuaki nanaki

Isa: Nishikikouji put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him, but I'm going to continue to drink it because I'm petty and won't let him win.

#source: unknown #souma isa #tohri nishikikouji

Yuuya: Look at Iwamine. He’s pacing slowly. For him, that’s like a full on rage fueled freak out.

Hiyoko: The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.

Anghel: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still.

#source: brooklyn 99 #yuuya sakazaki #hiyoko tosaka #anghel higure

Tohri: You’ll never defeat me, Pretty Coore! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

#source: spongebob squarepants #tohri nishikikouji

Kazuaki: Wow, last night I only slept for six hours!

Ryouta: That’s nothing, I only slept for three hours last night!

Hiyoko: Well I didn’t sleep at all!

Anghel [stumbles into room, pours coffee grounds into mouth and drinks the water]: What year is it!?

#source: tumblr #kazuaki nanaki #ryouta kawara #hiyoko tosaka #anghel higure

Nageki: Oh, no. You don’t want to befriend me. I’m a handful.

Hiyoko: I have two hands!

#source: unknown #nageki fujishiro #hiyoko tosaka

Shuu: Sakazaki, what are you doing tomorrow?

Yuuya: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

#source: arrested development #shuu iwamine #yuuya sakazaki

Hiyoko: Here's the plan. We enter on the count of one.

Sakuya: That's not a good plan -

Hiyoko: ONE!

#source: unknown #hiyoko tosaka #sakuya le bel shirogane

Shuu: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade.

#source: meme #shuu iwamine

Anghel: I can’t stay. I have business to attend to.

Hiyoko: Aw, business? Like what?

Anghel: [shows Hiyoko a cursed artefact] I have to destroy this.

Hiyoko: Cool! [takes a picture]

Anghel: [takes Hiyoko's phone] I have to burn this too.

Hiyoko: No! My apps!

#source: steven universe #anghel higure #hiyoko tosaka

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