A peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me and the fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant.
Crocodile, probably
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occasionally subtle
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A peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me and the fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant.
Crocodile, probably
Luffy: Did you lose your job because of me?
Law: Nah. The manager's a vampire. And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Luffy, under his breath: I knew it!
Sabo: Things that are fake: gender, time, the government.
Sabo: Things that are real: the chupacabra.
Robin: Name a way to be nice to others.
Zoro: Don't kill them.
Robin:
Robin: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
There are few things in life that can't be achieved with occult dark magic.
Dracule Mihawk
Sanji: Look at you! Getting romantic with all these candles! I'm touched!
Nami: Okay, first of all, I'm getting ready to sacrifice you.
[Straw Hats groupchat]
Usopp: begone robin 🔫
Robin: I've been shot.
Robin: You see, I would be dead, if I could die.
Usopp:
Luffy: yeah robin can't die
Robin: They won't let me.
Chopper: who's they?
Robin:
Usopp: robin who is they?
Robin: I've decided I am planning a wedding.
Nami: Whose?
Robin: Zoro and Sanji's.
Nami: They're engaged?
Robin: Not yet.
[in the Straw Hats groupchat]
Luffy: i need advice
[five minutes later]
Luffy: nevermind i already did the stupid thing
Nami: I prevented a murder today.
Brook: Really? That's amazing! How did you do that?
Nami: Self control.
Satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HE-
Sanji: Wow, you're tall.
Satan:
Satan: Thanks?
Sanji: How tall are you?
Satan: I don't know, like 6'6", 6'11" with horns?
Sanji, twirling hair: Oh my god, "with horns"! You are so funny!
Luffy: To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.
Nami: As an expert on stabbing, I have to say that would kill just about anyone.
Robin: Hi.
Robin: Everyone's bones are wet.
Usopp: Why would you say that?!
Robin: No one said hi back.
Sanji: Do you ever just touch your face and think, "There be bones in me skin."
Sanji: Ignore me, I'm on ketamine.
Luffy: I wish I had bones.
Usopp: I wish I had ketamine.
Brook: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Franky: Man, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Koala: Hey, can you hurry up? Sabo just challenged some guy to a duel and someone honest to God handed him a sword.
Ivankov, confused: He didn't have his own?
Zoro: Why are you calling me at three in the morning.
Chopper: I did something bad, something very bad.
Zoro: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.
Chopper: What? No, it's not- why would I-