(In)correct SHIELD Quotes

I’m not satisfied with the already existing ones so I made one myself. Also, warning cause I’m a Skimmons shipper and no one can stop my gay rampage. Requests are open!

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Quinn: *shoots up Skye and leaves her to slowly bleed to death alone in a dark room just out of rescue’s reach*

Quinn: Vibe check ✌️

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh to be gay and unhinged 

[bingokill]

in a lighthouse?

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

yeah in a lighthouse

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Vibes

Bunch of mentally unstable gays locked in a lighthouse

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Jemma at a Subway

Jemma: *walks up to order* Yes hello can I get a mootball feetlong?

Jemma: shit

Jemma: *turns and leaves*

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Coulson: How would you describe yourself?

Hunter: Verbally, but I’ve also prepared an interpretive dance number.

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Not mine. Found it on Instagram. Just like Daisy here... I'm getting gayer errday. Just thought that Skimmons fandome is kinda dead and silent and I don't like that.

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Fitz: No one would want to have lettuce as their last meal. For example, *pulls an entire prosciutto, mozzarella, and pesto aioli sandwich out of his pocket*, this would be my last meal.

Flint: You just keep an entire sandwich in your pockets every day?

Daisy: We face death everyday. *pulls out a bag of the alien puffies* We gotta prepare to go out by our own terms.

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Season 1

Ward: Fitz told me that scientifically, 1 in 4 people are gay. That means at least one of our friends is statistically gay.

Skye: I hope it’s Jemma, she’s really hot.

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Deke trying to catch up on pop culture:

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me @ demons: it’s free real estate 

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

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[herr--katze]

You’re right I don’t

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A translation from Latin to English for all y’all non demons:

Two requests received and honesty, football theophrastus abandoned the right to learn. Greek Doctors are in force, that we use is explained. The sweetness of her, that ye ought to downtown, has the error of him thought of him. Usually something you are right, is that it does. It is possible these iriure, but curling but after that, it might help to read the correct sea. For stories written football, through my work to pursue. Only the force of the tension, if the use of fine sentiment, but it is hardly any mistake.

Or it might not be explained everywhere, which of those weights to them. He gives as the homage to them, they say that a part of them for a not so. Financing to the pain, suffering and Performance in. The right, however, was greeted by cu.

Honey to let the bag. My simmer full persecute you, so that we can learn two. Has something to the needs of those things, the fact that you think that is common in general have written, these moves and perfect to be carried. To have seen to be faithful to pay for, to do with our mnesarchum of sensual delights. My people I will say to feugait not preferred to be from. Elect to be soft.

That the whole antiopam Plato, you seem to hear voices. They say the public daily for you. Honey, come bodies, the right to elect the beauty that can never be achieved. Such as a narrator and Vulputate that it will receive it. Unauthorized use of the present electram We make pains to say obtain neglegentur for football. No changes in my book, he moved silius pulled with force, met with their stories about their needs.

Has to have us exposed. For the consulate will decline, no learning bad reputation right. Scarcely so great a little football with my own when in a discharge of atoms follow one another, each one with the pink of teaching. The running smoothly at once, but may be able to either.

Credit goes to google translate

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FitzSimmons family at the beach.

Fitz: This is so relaxing.

Simmons: Deke is literally drowning.

Fitz: This isn’t about him right now.

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Deke: I think I speak for everyone wh-

Fitz: You don’t.

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Deke: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people. Daisy and this one person in the store I mistook for Daisy.

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Coulson: *accidentally brushes his hand on May’s*

May: *aggressively grabs Coulson’s hand*

May: Fucking commit to it.

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Piper: What is your greatest fear?

Davis: Vowels.

Piper: Why?

Davis: Only sometimes.

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Jemma: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit!

Mack: Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Daisy: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

May: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you idiots.

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Fitz: Sometimes, I talk to myself.

Fitz: Oh my god same.

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“I have a PHD in minecraft architecture.”

-Daisy about her hacking prowess