Incorrect Stranger Things Quotes

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Mike, immediately after being threatened by Hopper: I am therefore immediately leaving for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.

Submitted by: thiccboi666

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1000 FOLLOWERS !!

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Will: I shall compare thee to a Mario Kart Wii automatic player

Will: Thou art a worthless, talentless, failure of a human. Your utter noobery makes me choke on my own stomach bile. Begone demon

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Dustin: A half clown, half cowboy says yeehonk.

Max: This is it. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. My own two ears are cursed.

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Lucas: Hey, what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

Max: What?

Lucas: A condescending con descending.

(Everyone starts yelling at him)

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Joyce: (playing hide and seek with Alexei) Ready or not, here I come! I’m getting warmer…! Any second now! Feeee, fiiii, foeeee-

Hopper: WHAT are you doing?!

Joyce: I’m- I’m looking for the kid.

Hopper: You LOST him?!?

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Robin and Steve Checking Out Customers During Work.

Robin: She’s cute, but I’m not going to ask her out Steve, if you want to though, go for it.

Steve: Wish me luck *swaggers up to the lady* Hey baby~ … you wanna go out with my friend Ro-

Robin: STEVE NO.

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Karen: What’s wrong, Mike?

Mike: I can’t whistle, but everybody else can.

Karen: Nevermind. I’m making cookies! Would you like to lick the spoon?

Mike: No thank you, mum. May I call Will instead?

Karen: Of course.

Mike: Hello, Will.

Will: Hello, Mike! What are you doing?

Mike: I’m learning to whistle, but I can’t do it yet. It’s impossible! Can you whistle, Will?

Will: No.

Mike: Oh, good! I mean, that’s sad because you can’t whistle, but good because I can’t either!

Will: What’s whistling anyway?

Mike: You put your lips together and blow.

Will: Like this?

(He whistles)

Mike: (hangs up)

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Steve: What am I going to do? If I don’t find an idea, I’ll go out of business!

Dustin: Mr. Steve, I have an idea!

Steve: Why can’t someone give me an idea?!

Dustin: MR. STEVE, I HAVE AN IDEA!

Steve: GREAT GOD IN HEAVEN, I NEED AN IDEA!

(The lights go out except for a stoplight shining down on Steve)

Dustin, strumming a harp, being lowered from the ceiling by a rope: 🎵Mr. Steveeeeee! I have an ideaaaaaaa!🎵

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Max: So hypothetically, if I were to get a dog.

Billy: Max, you are not to bring a dog inside the house!

Lucas: So hypothetically, if Max lost a dog inside the house 20 minutes ago...

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Ahh hi some billy and max and Lucas?

it’s been added to the queue :)

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Billy: When I was

Jonathan: A young boy

Robin: My father

Steve: ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE SKIN OFF. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE THING INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

Nancy: To see a marching band!

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Mr Clarke: Okay so Dustin and Lucas? How are you guys going?

Dustin: We have made a breakthrough

Lucas: Okay so listen. The Plague rides down the Silk Road on rollerskates to Italy...

Dustin: ...but the wheels of the roller skates are made of pizza because it's in Italy

Lucas: Therefore the Plague was actually edible and misunderstood.

Mr Clarke: ...

Mr Clarke: um

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Mike: country roooooaaaads

Dustin: lets-a-goooooo

Max: its-a-meeeeee

Will: marioooooo

El: wALUIGIII

Lucas: Why do I hang out with you.

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stranger things characters as things i heard from people in my history class

Dustin: I once made such a good cat noise, the other people in the room thought the cat was real and tried to let it out of the air conditioner.

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Mike: And the house! Oh how I hate you stupid house!

El: *grunts* house noises

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Max: Yeah I swallowed a kazoo. It's fine though. I can scare people with it.

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Robin: Gimme your arm so I can vaccinate you with the Black Death

Steve: What the hell? No?

Robin: Okay

Robin:

Robin: SURPRISE ATTACK *stabs Steve with black pen*

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Will: The Plague travels along the Silk Road to Italy on roller-skates, but the wheels of the roller-skates are pizza because it's in Italy

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Erica: Look here heathen, I'm gonna say this once and once only. The plague did not have sex with a bird.

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Lucas: I'm here tryna draw a Chinese village and all you're doing is staring into another dude's eyes. Like, no homo bro but we know his eyes are sexy. You just have to detach

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Alexei: If I was a cat, I'd knock over your Christmas tree.

Hopper: Well lucky for me you're not a cat.

Joyce: You know... you don't have to be a cat to knock over his Christmas tree

Alexei:

Hopper:

Hopper: Alexei nO