incorrect quotes from my favorite shows

what do you mean that wasnt in the scrpit? ⠀ ⠀

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*julie’s garage, 2am*

luke: can deaf people hear their own thoughts?

reggie: can blind people see their own dreams?

alex: can you guys shut the f*ck up?

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alex: *hugs julie*

julie: what was that for?

alex: i’m appreciating the little things in life

julie: you bitch.

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luke: *starts screaming*

julie: what was that about

luke: i just remembered my entire life

[ripleyuniverse-deactivated20230]

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rachel: nothing in life is free

gar: adventure is free

dick: life is free

kory: love is free

jason: everything is free if you take it and don’t get caught

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kory: tell them about the birds and the bees

dick: *to rachel and gar* they’re disappearing at an alarming rate

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rachel: i’d die for you

gar: i’d die for YOU

dick: NO ONE HERE IS DYING

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rosa: *pointing to chest* i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die.

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“Cheryl Blossom is bi.” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: Madelaine Petsch herself

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WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED I WAS RIGHT? HA.

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steve: did you guys know

tony: probably

peter: probably not

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natasha: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

bucky: i’m a knife.

steve, from across the room: he’s a little spoon

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peter: sure, i don’t get a ‘healthy’ amount of sleep like some people do

peter: but can they do THIS

peter: *stands up, blacks out for a second*

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tony: rules are meant to be broken

steve: they were meant to be followed. nothing is meant to be broken

tony: piñatas

peter: glow sticks

tony: karate boards

peter: spaghetti when you have a small pot

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“Cheryl Blossom is bi.” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: Madelaine Petsch herself

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dean: friendship, stage one. show me that I can trust you.

jack: i saved you’re life. twice.

dean: thats because you put it in danger. twice.

[dfghdfhdhfggh]

justice league dir. zack snyder (2017)

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dean, dramatically sprawled out on the floor: no one loves me I deserve death.

dean, approximately 5 seconds later, on a skateboard with a caprisun and sunglasses: lmao that was wild, anyway, anyone wanna give me attention?