I'm not saying they said that, but we never know

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[ravysu]

• [Give her The Look]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[notallmensheviks]

spotify? really?

[celestialswag]

[catchymemes]

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1345428060305289216

[ghost-cassette]

The funniest thing here is the inconsistent, half-hearted attempts at censoring his name

[ehlers-world-problems]

And the one that highlights it, instead.

[kirby-happy]

Bede: Why is pretty boy considered an insult? Do it. Call me a pretty boy. Call me pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

[kirby-happy]

OPENING 3 SINGLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION

WE GOT

HIMBO LEON

BABYSITTING

WE GOT AMAZING DANCE MOVES BY OUR FAVORITE DUMBASSES

WE GOT IRIS RETURNING

AND GARY MOTHER FING OAK

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Mallow: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Lana: *drinking toast* Why?

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May: I'm not like most girls.

May: *long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw*

May: I'm worse.

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Brock: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?

Tracey: Sad.

Cilan: Gay.

Misty: Sexy.

Ash: Minecraft.

May: Also Minecraft.

Iris: Minecraft as well.

Dawn: Sexy Minecraft.

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Lana: Guys, Halloween isn't a date on the calendar.

Lillie: Yeah, it is. It's the 31st.

Lana: No, Halloween is in your hearts. Every time a little kid cries in fear that's Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween.

Lillie: *pointing to a calendar* No, look, it's the 31st.

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Mallow: Your smile? It makes my day.

Lillie: Your happiness? Is my whole world.

Mallow: Your love? Is my favorite thing.

Lana: Hotel? Trivago.

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Zoey: I love your heart-shaped sunglasses, they're very festive.

Dawn: I'm in love.

Zoey: With who?

Dawn: Myself.

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Jessie: Can you take off the corset? I can't breathe.

James: Well if you'd stop laughing for one second you will admit it looks great on me.

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May: I don't understand why I'm not allowed to cook anymore.

Brock: Because last time, you used a sharpedo to make noodles.

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Lana: Octillery could hug 4 people simultaneously, because Arceus, our God, blessed them with the ability. However, they don't even hug one person, because they have made covenant with Giratina, the devil. Any questions?

Kiawe: Where is our regular pastor?

Lana: In a better place now, sit down immediately.

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Bonnie: Can I say a bad word? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

Ash: Yeah.

Bonnie, to Lysandre: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!