incorrect 20thcb quotes

20th Century Boys is pretty long, so all of these were said once, probably.

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Donkey: i think i want to become a professor

Kiriko: that's great donkey! what do you want to teach?

Donkey: children?

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Kyoko: Stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will'

Kanna: I will my uncle was still alive

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Yukiji: With Kenji gone, Kanna, it's up to us to give you some of the more serious talks.

Yukiji: Yoshitsune, tell her about the birds and the bees.

Yoshitsune: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Sadakiyo: Don't worry Kanna-san, you have everything you need to defeat him.

Kanna: The power to believe in myself?

Sadakiyo: No, a sword.

Sadakiyo: Stab him.

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Otcho: #13, don't take this the wrong way, but you're insane.

Keroyon: That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.

#13: For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens and I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.

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fukubei: *gets down on one knee*

kiriko: omg, it’s finally happening

fukubei: *falls over*

kiriko: the poison is kicking in

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2000s kenji: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed

otcho: no

kenji: this was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage

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yukiji: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

maruo: i just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

yukiji: u fucking piece of shit that was the love of my life

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Otcho: Do I look like I’m joking?

Kenji: You never look like you’re joking.

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Otcho: Don’t you realize you could die?

Kanna: I’m not going to die. I’m 19.

Otcho: And so you can’t die?

Kanna: I just don’t see it happening.

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Chouno: I’m the most responsible detective.

Kanna: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Chouno: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.

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kyoko: make your own foot scrub

otcho: 1) feet are pretty hard to make

otcho: 2) dont call me a scrub ever again

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Kanna: Y'all still beat your meat? lol

Kyoko: What do u beat

Kanna: Evildoers

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Kanna during the gambling arc: I'm sorry Chouno, I can't see you now. I've got HUGE dollar signs in my eyes

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Kenji: Do you think sand is called 'sand' because it's in between the sea and land

Kiriko: Kenji it's 3am

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Maruo: Lesbians. What is your wisdom

Kanna: World hard and cold... tiddy soft and warm

Kyoko: Girl hot

Yukiji: Watch Naruto