Buddie Canon S8

she/her | 22yrs old | hxlpertss on AO3 💌 9-1-1

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*Buck info dumping to the firefam for 2 hours*

Chim: That's it! Buck is forbidden from monologuing.

Hen: I like to call it Bucksplaining.

Eddie: Don't listen to them babe, tell me more about the social structure of honey bees.

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Hen: How is your husband, Eddie?

Eddie: Buck and I aren't married.

Chimney: Oh? Then how did you know Hen was talking about him when she didn't say his name?

Eddie, is silent.

Hen: Don't ever lie to us again, or we'll tell your husband.

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The 118 doing an escape room:

Buck gets laser focused on a red herring and wastes twenty minutes trying to solve it

Hen starts complaining about medical inaccuracies on a very obviously fake body

Eddie gets distracted and doesn't realize he managed to open one of the locks thirty minutes ago

Chim becomes convinced something is a movie reference (it's not) and throws out completely incorrect suggestions for ten minutes

Bobby just gives up because somehow his team of highly skilled firefighters are all morons the moment they take off their uniforms

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Bobby to the crew: Once again, I will remind all of you that I love you all equally.

Hen: That is bullshit if I've ever heard it.

Chimney: What did I eat for breakfast, cap?! Tell me what I had for breakfast!!!

Buck: Huh? Didn't Bobby make some chocolate blueberry pancakes for everyone?

Eddie: No, babe. That was just for you.

Ravi: It's true. I was there, man.

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Buck: Oh, yeah? Can you picture me telling our kid,

"Go to your room, you're grounded."

Eddie: Can you picture me saying, "You're grounded?"

Buck: You said that to me last week!

Eddie: Well, how hard is it, Buck? No shoes on the furniture?

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Eddie: I did a bad thing.

Bobby, not looking up from his book: Does it affect me?

Eddie: No.

Bobby: Then suffer in silence.

Eddie: It affects Buck-

Bobby, throwing the book aside: What the hell did you do?

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Bobby: You wanna go to McDonald's, son? I'll get you a happy meal.

Buck: Cap, I'm 31.

Bobby: So you don't want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Buck: ... That would be nice, actually.

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hi love, I'm afraid the time has come to change the name of your blog 😔

Oh god, don't remind me🫠 In S8 we trust!!!

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Happy pride month everyone🌈 but especially to our favorite lesbians, our bisexual ally and his closeted gay best friend🏳️‍🌈

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“I miss him.” Buck admits, although it’s not a secret. His voice is breaking and he leans against Eddie’s chest when he starts to sob.

“I know, I miss him too,” he says and is now full on embracing Buck, his hands are moving through his hair and it feels good, it feels right.

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Or Buck has a hard time while Bobby is in the hospital

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Athena: Are you still mad?

Bobby: Eddie at least should ask for our blessing

Athena: We aren't Buck parent's

Bobby: We aren't?

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Chimney: Having gay sex would be less gay than whatever the hell Buck and Eddie have got going on.

Buck: ???

Eddie: ???

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Tommy (texting Eddie): I need you to hang out with Evan this week. I’m begging you.

Eddie (confused): Sure, but what’s going on?

Tommy: I was too good at teaching Evan the wonders of gay sex and now I can’t get a break from it. My body is fighting for its life over here.

Eddie: Wow that’s insane. Ok. I’ll have sex with Buck for you so you can rest.

Tommy: That is definitely not what I meant.

Eddie: No, I kinda need to see what the hype is about now.

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Eddie: I know you're like a father to Buck-

Bobby: Did he say that? Did you get it on tape?

Eddie: No, I-

Bobby: No he didn't say it or no you didn't get it on tape?