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Tammy: So... dom or sub?

Birdperson, confused: I guess Domino’s? I don’t really go to Subway that much. Why would you even put those in the same category?

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Morty: [gets a papercut]

Rick, under his breath: Hasn't he been through enough?

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Morty: Start your New Year's Day off right. On December 31st at 9:15 pm, get under all your covers and fall asleep. Midnight will pass as you are deep in a peaceful slumber and your first encounter with the new year will be waking up, well-rested, to a morning basked in sunlight that’s yours for the taking.

Rick, glaring at him: No. I’m gonna do coke.

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Morty: Hey, Jessica. I.... I heard you like bad boys.

Jessica: Oh. Not really.

Morty, immediately collapsing into her arms: Thank God.

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Rick: What's your biggest fear?

Birdperson: Being forgotten.

Rick: Damn, that's deep.

Rick: Mine's the Kool-Aid man, but I feel kind of stupid about it now.

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Jerry: Uh... you know you can die from that, right?

Rick, drinking from his flask: That’s the point.

Beth, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed this up.

Morty, eating raw cookie dough: [nodding]

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Jessica: I'm cold.

Morty: Here, take my jacket.

Jerry, looking at Beth: I'm cold, too.

Beth: Well, damn, Jerry, I can't control the weather.

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Rick: Shit, I need some serotonin.

Morty: [stands up]

Morty: [sits back down]

Morty: Sorry, uh. I forgot what serotonin was for a moment and was about to get you some.

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Rick, putting honey in his tea: Oh yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce...

Morty:

Morty: Do you take constructive criticism?

Rick: I absolutely do not.

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Morty: [sneaks in through the window]

Beth, turning in her chair and flicking the lights on: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Morty: I, uh... I was with Grandpa Rick?

Rick, taking off the invisibility belt: Try again.

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Rick: [laughs at a joke Beth made]

Beth, internally: This is great. Now I’m going to get a good grade in being a daughter, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.