Incorrect Dark Artifices Quotes

"Julian sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That’s why we make a great team. Mark, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Cristina wonders why it has to be glass. And Diego usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table."- Emma Carstairs, describing life at the L.A. Institute // Obviously real quotations taken directly from your favorite TDA characters

[incorrectlasthours]

Will: I laugh in the face of danger.

Lucie: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Uncle Jem not to leave you, so Mam had to take you to get ice cream.

Will: That was ages ago.

Lucie: It was 10 minutes ago.

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 10/05/2014 11:08:17 AM, it’s that #lady midnight takes up too much of my time.

[incorrectdarkartifices]

...but is it wrong

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Emma: I have an idea!

Julian: No murder.

Emma: I no longer have an idea.

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Jem: How was the patrol?

Kit: I only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.

Jem:

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Mark and Kieran: mcdonald's! mcdonald's! mcdonald's!

Cristina: [pulls into the drive-thru]

Mark and Kieran: [cheering]

Cristina: one black coffee please.

[incorrectdarkartifices]

I hate it when people ask "what's the stupidest thing you've ever done?" Like. Awfully bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.

Kit Herondale, preparing for TWP

[incorrectdarkartifices]

It's not the dying that's hard, it's that I have to do it here. The last thing I have to see is you assholes.

Dane Larkspear [to Emma, Julian, and that wonderful kelpie in the Faerie forest]

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Dru: Quick, name five things that make you happy.

Kit: Hanging out with Ty, Ty's adorable giggle, Ty's huge smile, Ty's eyes, um... how Ty brightens up everything in the room.

Dru: Are you still sure you aren't in love with Ty?

Kit: I'm feeling a little less sure.

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Ty: *wearing headphones*

Ragnor: What are you listening to?

Ty: Not you.

[onlyperusingnow]

QOAAD Questions and Answers

Now that Qoaad is out and a lot of people have read it, send me some questions and i’ll answer them!!! ~ @alinepenhallow ~ 

what was your favorite part: 1, 2, or 3 ?

what was your favorite scene in the whole book? 

what scenes made you cry the most? 

what scenes were unsatisfactory?

what characters did you think should have gotten more plot time?

what made you laugh a lot? 

what bored you out of your mind?

what’s one thing that you wish had been done differently?

what are some things that you predicted that came true?

what are some things that were so unexpected?

are there characters you didn’t like before that you like now?

what are you looking forward to after the ending?

what was your favorite quote from this book?

what places in the book would you like to visit?

what disappointed you?

did you like the ending? 

what did you think about the first epilogue

what did you think about the second epilogue

what are your thoughts on the new government 

what did you want to see that didn’t happen 

what is your favorite pairing now 

what do you wish had been resolved that wasn’t 

what are your opinions on the wedding

what did you think about the plot with livvy 

did you like thule? why or why not? 

which characters got bad/unsatisfactory endings? 

which characters got what they deserved? 

who should have died that didn’t 

what plot holes were not resolved that you want to see resolved

how big of a change do you really think this was? 

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Hello loves! I had to get surgery yesterday, so I’m basically stuck lying in bed all day today and I decided to use the opportunity to respond to your messages, asks, and theories I’ve received over the past few months! It is really hard for me to be active during the semester - I go to a very challenging university, and my major is very difficult! However, one of my big goals for 2019 is to remain active on my blogs throughout the year, particularly this one and @incorrectlasthours. I am so grateful for each and every one of you, and I am so excited to start talking to you all again! Feel free to send me asks, theories, any of the QOAAD asks above, or just message me and say hello! And make sure to keep an eye on my TLH blog as well, as I will be getting back to all of your theories and messages on there too! And a huge thank you to @alinepenhallow for these awesome prompts - I’m so happy I stumbled upon them in my dash! That’s all for now, and thanks for sticking with this blog while I’ve been MIA! :)

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Tessa and Jem: Wow Julian, you’re having a really hard time huh? Julian: Well, yeah I guess you could say that Tessa: Jem: Julian: Tessa: Jem: Julian: Tessa: So… You cool if we leave this grieving kid who hates you all in your care? Julian:… Julian: I uh- Tessa and Jem: *already halfway down the road* Great, thanks, bye!

[incorrectdarkartifices]

This aged well :’)

For real though I must have posted this submission like AT LEAST a year ago??!? And Cassie must have been like “ya know, she has a point” and that’s why she fixed it in the end you’re all welcome

[incorrectdarkartifices]

The Blackthorns trying to destroy all the copies of the Black Volume like

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Cristina: What's this?

Emma: It's my to-do list.

Cristina: Oh? That's great. I'm so glad that you're starting to be more organiz-

Cristina: This just says "Julian."

Queen of Air and Darkness: A summary

I think enough time has passed since the release of the book, so just a quick heads-up that this blog and my TLH blog are no longer going to be spoiler-free! All posts with spoilers will use the #qooad spoilers tag!

[cassandraclare]

Are any of the good guys going to kill someone

Yes.

[incorrectdarkartifices]

*glares pointedly at Julian Blackthorn*

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Emma: You know what I'm saying?

Julian: You don't even know what you're saying!

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Mark: At what age do you just accept that your life is a piece of rotten garbage and always will be?

Helen: Twenty.

[incorrectdarkartifices]

Mark: I am such an idiot.

Julian:

Mark:

Julian: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.