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Poison Ivy to Catwoman and Harley Quinn: If I had the money I could be living in a swinging condo instead with...I better not say anything until I have my coffee (sips cup) a SLUT AND A MORON! I'm sorry, it must be decaf.
Source: Golden Girls.
Deadshot: “Friends. Relations. Whatever the hell Ragdoll is: I’ve lived a full life. It’s actually been pretty bitchin’. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it’s mine.”
- Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
[the Legion of Doom are skipping stones at the beach]
Cheetah: It's such a beautiful evening
Black Manta: *whispering* take that you fucking ocean.
We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill Aquaman
Black Manta, addressing N.E.M.O.
Digger Harkness: Please let this be a normal mission!
The Suicide Squad: With the Wall? NO WAY!
Pick your battles. Pick… pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That’s too many.
O-Sensei, to Lady Shiva
Deadshot: Sooooo, anyone got a good idea for something fun we can do on my birthday? I’ve already heard laser tag (which, let’s be honest, is pretty hard to beat).
Bane: You could each go to a different car dealership, you know the ones who give you free coffee to make you feel at home, and take the same make and model car for a test drive (along with a smooth-talking salesman of course), and then meet up with each other at a predetermined location, and park the cars around each other to form an inescapable ring. Then you put all the salesmen together in the middle with some gladiatorial style weapons and tell them you’ll buy a car from whoever lives.
*beat*
Bane: It’s cheaper than a movie and there’s free coffee.
Catman: What are you doing here?
Scandal: (gesturing to Vandal Savage) Well, that’s my dad and he can take us to Lawton.
Vandal: Ugh.
Catman: Your dad kidnapped me?!
Scandal: (to Vandal) You kidnapped him?!
Arsenal: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Cheshire: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Arsenal:...Oh.
Cheshire: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Grodd, reading a letter by Mirror Master: “Dear Captain: Thank ye very much fer sendin' me on tha fascinatin' mission ta Gorilla City. Just as ye said, I've learn'd much aboot our gorilla friends in me time here...” Ummm... You do know that you don't need to transcribe your accent? Mirror Master: Transcribe my what, now? Grodd: Never mind.
Lady Shiva: With a little hard work and a lot of dedication, I fulfilled my dream and became the goddess of death.
Captain Cold: Sam, please keep an eye on Digger today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Mirror Master: Sure, I'd love to see Digger get punched.
Captain Cold: Try again?
Mirror Master: I will stop Digger from getting punched.
Captain Cold: Correct.
The Joker: Wow, I think I really would have gotten along with young Lex Luthor. Luthor: Yes, that's why I decided to change everything about my life.
Scandal: One of these is a picture of your room, and one is a picture of a garbage dump...in the Phillippines. Can you tell which...is which? Ragdoll: That one. Scandal: They're both your room!
Deathstroke: When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them. Cheshire: That's a genius move. Deathstroke: Thank you. Cheshire: You're welcome, Wade.
Catman: Honey, I just traded Markovia’s military for 50 lions! Isn't that pretty good? Deadshot: Yeah... but also militaries are pretty good at protecting countries. Catman: So are lions. And you don't have to pay them!