Objection!

Incorrect Haikyuu Quotes

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Oikawa, to Iwaizumi: Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to god I’m going to fall in love with you!

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Akaashi: My friends always accuse me of favoritism.

Akaashi: Which is wrong, I love Bokuto-san and not Bokuto-sans equally.

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Tendou: Happy one year, babe.

Ushijima:

Ushijima: I’m 24.

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Kita: Why are you putting garlic in your pants?

Atsumu: So Dracula won’t try to eat my ass.

Kita: Why would Dracula try to eat your ass?

Atsumu: He won’t. The garlic- Are you even listening?

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Konoha: Women shouldn’t curse.

Yukie: Get fucked.

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Oikawa: I’m really glad I’m popular because if I do not get attention at LEAST 23/7 I will die.

Makki: What’s the 24th hour for then?

Oikawa: Also attention but not mandatory, just kind of a chill attention zone for me.

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Watari: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kyoutani: I’m a knife.

Yahaba: He’s the little spoon.

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Ushijima: Oikawa, how does inferiority taste?

Oikawa: Ushiwaka, sleep with one eye open. :)

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Lev: Hey Yaku-san, remember when you told me Santa wasn’t real?

Lev: Well joke's on you because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here.

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Hinata: You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you?

Kageyama: *Handing him a thermos* Milk and sugar.

Hinata: Thanks!

Hinata: *Takes a sip* ... Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

Kageyama: That’s what I said.

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Kuroo: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain.

Daichi: A ray of hope for my team.

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Atsumu: Want to hold hands?

Sakusa: No.

Atsumu: Cool!

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Akiteru: We're a family. Families talk about things.

Kei: No, families ignore things until they go away.

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Shirabu: *Under his breath* This is bullshit.

Semi: Did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god-damn, mother-fucking house. Shit.

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Oikawa: I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.

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Tsukishima: You were actually telling the truth.

Kuroo: I do that quite a lot actually, yet people are always surprised.

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Atsumu: People tell me it's wrong to choose to be gay.

Atsumu: Being gay isn't a choice.

Atsumu: It's a game, and I'm winning. I mean, look at Omi-kun.