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When u smol and u go to the 5 ft area in the pool with your tol friend
If the signs were superheroes/villains, what would their powers be?
Aries - Hero: Bullet time. You can slow down time in order to fight at an incredible speed, making it impossible to hit or shoot you. Villain: Invulnerability. You are impervious to any harm, requiring extreme measures in order to hurt you.
Taurus - Hero: Atmokinesis. You can control the weather, allowing you to control many aspects of nature itself. Villain: Seismic power. You have the ability to create seismic shocks or earthquakes at will.
Gemini - Hero: Intangibility. You have the power to be impossible to perceive by any of the senses. Villain: Molecular dissipation. You can make any object vanish into thin air and absorb its energy.
Cancer - Hero: Clairvoyance. You have the ability to perceive events that are taking place elsewhere or sense places that are not in view. Villain: Summoning. You can call animals, creatures, or otherworldly beings for assistance.
Leo - Hero: Danger sense. You are aware of approaching danger before it reveals itself. Villain: Probability manipulation. You have the power to alter the outcomes of things that require luck or the occurrence of unusual phenomena.
Virgo - Hero: Force fields. You can create transparent or invisible shields as a method of protection. Villain: Banishing. You can send a person somewhere else, usually to trap them or keep them away.
Libra - Hero: Orbing. You have the ability to teleport from place to place with magical orbs surrounding you. Villain: Omnilingualism. You can decipher any known language and learn any being’s language, alien included, through physical touch.
Scorpio - Hero: Umbrakinesis. You can mentally repulse photons to create shadow or darkness and move objects via shadow. Villain: Possession. You are able to take control of the body and mind of someone else, temporarily leaving your own body for theirs.
Sagittarius - Hero: Cross-dimensional travel. You have the ability to travel through any alternate dimensions. Villain: Molecular combustion. You are able to speed up molecules, basically in order to blow things up.
Capricorn - Hero: Cryokinesis. You can reduce the kinetic energy of atoms in order to lower temperature. This is often used to control, generate, or absorb ice. Villain: Grim reaping. You have the ability to kill or mortally wound someone through touch.
Aquarius - Hero: Portal creation. You have the power to create wormholes in time and space. Villain: Phasing. You have the ability to pass through solid objects.
Pisces - Hero: Wishing. You have the ability to wish for anything and that wish comes true. Villain: Reality warping. This gives you the ability to change and mold reality itself.
THESE ARE SO DOPE NO LIE
this is the best sign post i’ve seen yet. i want both the powers.
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
- Valentine
We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.
- Eggsy Unwin
What kind if woman doesn't have a gun?
- Roxy
The quickest way to a gentleman's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.
- Harry Hart
Stars... They are just like us! Mostly volatile burning lumps, noiseless in the void of space. Cold and alone. Dying.
- Valentine
What doesn't kill me should run because now I'm fucking pissed.
- Eggsy Unwin
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
- Eggsy Unwin to Arthur, that bastard
Be a kingsman they said. It'll be fun they said.
- Percival
I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.
- Roxy
For someone that pretends to have no emotions whatsoever, I'm actually really sensitive.
- Gazella
As a girl I can confirm that all we ever talk about is boys, clothes and murder.
- Roxy
Can we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?
- Eggsy, at some point
If at first you don't succeed, try a sharper knife.
- Harry Hart
Okay, look. There are good ideas. There are bad ideas. And then there are ideas like this.
- Merlin to Harry Hart
The shit hath hitith the fan... ith.
- Harry Hart