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So I’ve been going on all my blogs and saying goodbye and now I’m up to this one. My most popular blog, the one which I am most proud of. This is going to be rough.

Whilst I have never posted any adult content, the Tumblr flagging system is pretty messed up. And on my main blog I have literally 10,000s of reblogs . So it would be easy to assume I have multiple flagged posts on my blog, and thus my main blog will be deleted.

And if my main blog is deleted, I will lose this blog. As you can probably guess, I’m pretty devastated about this.

So, if my blog gets deleted, this is goodbye. And I’m sorry.

I love you all so much, I will miss you and thank you for all of the wonderful memories.

If you want to find me, I have set up a backup blog. I’m not sure how many people will follow but it is @incorrect-librarians-quotes

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Flynn: *apologising* ..__ /… ___ ._. ._. _.__

Eve: What was that?

Flynn: Remorse code

Eve: I’m even angrier at you now!

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Flynn: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Flynn: Eve's still mad about it, but Cal and I were drunk and thought it would be hilarious!

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Ezekiel: I mean, I'm not saying I'm an American hero or anything...

Jake: That's good, because you're neither American nor a hero.

Ezekiel: Which makes my sacrifice for this country all the more greater. But do I ask for sympathy or gratitude?

Cassandra: Constantly.

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Jenkins: They were not, as the kids say, ‘awake’.

Ezekiel: Did you mean ‘woke’?

Jenkins: I did mean “woke”, but it’s grammatically incorrect.

[loopdelup]

The actual quote is, “It’s grammatically incoherent”

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Thank you for correcting me, I have edited the post now

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I believe other anon means your header -🐱

Ah. That makes a lot of sense now that you point it out. Thanks

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I love how in your picture, Ezekiel is definitely not pickpocketing the photographer. Definitely not. And Eve is trying to stop Ezekiel from not pickpocketing.

Hi, I believe you sent this ask to the wrong account lol. I have not posted any pictures.

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Jenkins: They were not, as the kids say, ‘awake’.

Ezekiel: Did you mean ‘woke’?

Jenkins: I did mean “woke”, but it’s grammatically incoherent.

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Ezekiel: Flynn got me a get better soon card

Cassandra: Aw, that’s sweet

Ezekiel: I wasn’t sick, he just thought I could do better

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Eve: I need you to promise me you will be on your best behaviour

Ezekiel: I already promised myself I would be on my worst behaviour, and I gave myself my word so...

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Eve: Pop Quiz! What’s Ezekiel allergic to?

Ezekiel’s Mum: Bees

Eve: And wasps, didn’t even include wasps, huh.

Ezekiel: Wasps? Those aren’t real

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Eve: Well, I did go to cheerleading camp for two weeks. I got kicked out.

Flynn: Kicked out?

Eve: Is a long story. Sufficient to say, I don't like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little on the back of the head.

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Flynn: *about Dulaque* Let's get him!

Jenkins: Guys, he's my father!... Give him a five-minute head start.

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Ezekiel: I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. What a stupid age I am.

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Flynn: So you'll do it?

Ezekiel: Yeah, I'll steal it.

Flynn: For how much?

Ezekiel: *taking a drink* How 'bout thirty?

Flynn: Thirty thousand?

Ezekiel: *spits out his drink*

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Eve: Toss me my keys!

Cassandra: *throws Christmas tree*

Eve: I said my keys.

Cassandra: I thought you said Christmas tree.

Eve: Why would I say Christmas tree?

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Dulaque: *to Lamia* So, how's your day been, buddy? We haven't really talked much since I left you for dead.