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Tony: Pepper said no. She's cooking tonight
Peter: But she's not the boss of you right?
Tony: *thinking* This is a trap. This is a trap. Anthony Edward Stark THIS IS A TRAP
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Peter: Can we get McDonald's for dinner?
Tony: Pepper said no. She's cooking tonight
Peter: But she's not the boss of you right?
Tony: *thinking* This is a trap. This is a trap. Anthony Edward Stark THIS IS A TRAP
Steve: I have a bad feeling about this
Nat: What do you mean?
Steve: Don't you ever get a voice in your head telling you something is a bad idea?
Nat: No
Steve: That actually explains a lot
Y/N: Sometimes I drink milk from the container
Bucky: From the cow?
Sam: What?
Steve: Oh Y/N. Why would you do that?
Kidnapper: So you had access to a phone and instead of calling the cops on me you order a pizza!?
Bucky: Well yeah
Kidnapper:
Bucky: Are you mad because I used your card?
Kidnapper: YOU USED MY CARD??
Bucky: You wanna hear something dirty?
Steve: I don't think it's the right time Buck, but ok
Bucky: The kitchen
Steve: Wh-
Bucky: YOU DIDN'T DO THE DISHES ROGERS!
Peter: I'm just trying to be like you
Tony: I want you to be better
Peter: Like Captain America?
Tony:
Tony: Ok. I'm gonna need the suit back
Reblog if you
- have a crush on a tumblr blogger
- have been abducted by aliens
- have a secret guilty pleasure
- are in love with a fictional character
- pick your nose
- are in the closet
- ever commited a crime
- have a mental illness
- like sweets
No one will know which ones you reblogged it for ;)
Wanda: What was your street name in Queens?
Peter: Lil Peetie
Wanda: You lived in a street called Lil-?
Peter: OH. You meant my address....
Thor: Don’t you wanna be happy?
Loki: I don’t know. What’s it like?
Natasha: So I’m bi—
Wanda: [gasps hopefully]
Natasha: -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.
Wanda: Oh… [takes a sip of water, disappointed]
Natasha: Oh, and I also like girls.
Wanda: [chokes on water]
Natasha: A car accident? How the hell you guys not see that deer in the road?
Steve: I did. I saw it from a far and I said "Bucky, deer". Bucky, wanna tell them what you said?
Bucky, rolls his eyes: "Yes, dear?"
Sam: Why are you naked?
Steve: I don't have any clothes
Sam, opens the closet: You have shirts, pants, hi Bucky, a new suit....
Steve: Are you drinking again?
Natasha: Ya. I have this rare condition that when I drink my problems go away
Tony: To defeat Thanos we need to get help
Thor, throws Loki at them: Did you say get help?
Y/N: Are you mad?
Natasha: No
Y/N: So sharpening knifes at 3am is a hobby?
Loki, gets out a knife: I have an idea
Thor: Loki, your last idea was murder
Loki, puts knife down: I have no ideas