Incorrect New X-Men Quotes

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I'm nobody's pawn, Julian. I'm a queen.

Sofia Mantega, at some point

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David: Don't say a word.

Josh: ... fergalicious

David: Josh, I said no words.

Josh: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Now suddenly it IS a word because it's convenient for you.

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Victor: I was like, I'm gonna wake up early and do things!

Victor: I woke up early.

Victor: I did not do things.

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Josh: Julian. My old archenemy.

Kevin: I thought I was your archenemy.

Josh: I have a life outside of you, Kevin.

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Julian, to the Hellions: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

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David: [absolutely freaking the fuck out]

Josh: Oh, hey David. Sorry I'm late, I was brushing my teeth.

David, pausing everything and smiling nervously: That's good. Hygiene!

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Nori: Look! I dyed my eyebrows neon blue.

Laurie: Oh my god, you look amazing!

Nori: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR, I AM CLEARLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED.

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Laurie: I think Josh is in trouble.

Kevin: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck if I’m honest.

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Brian: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Julian: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Emma Frost: Your kid said a swear word in class.

Dani Moonstar: I’ll talk to him about it.

Dani Moonstar to Elixir: What the fuck, dude.

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Guys, I have a new, exciting, bad idea.

Brian Cruz, at some point

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Nori: I’m a confident driver.

Laurie: You almost ran over someone.

Nori: Confidently.

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Only the best of friends try to murder each other.

Josh Foley, about Kevin Ford

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Victor: Do you like milkshakes?

Julian: Uh, is the Pope Catholic?

Santo: Is he? *pulls out phone to check*

Victor: *shoves Santos phone away* Yes. Yes he is.

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Laurie: What kind of tea is this?

Josh: Oh, I boiled some gatorade.

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When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool" but when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to move on"

Kevin Ford, at some point

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A good gender neutral term to use is "fool"

Sofia Mantega, at some point