Sarah: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar... in a cookie factory... and his pants are down. And they're on fire.
Ratbeard: We get it.

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@incorrectpirate101quotes
Sarah: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar... in a cookie factory... and his pants are down. And they're on fire.
Ratbeard: We get it.
oh god i’m so sorry for not posting very much lately lol i have had a lot going on and honestly have not been on tumblr very much. i assure you i have NOT abandoned this blog! just got other stuff on my plate at the moment. as always submissions are greatly appreciated and i will check them periodically
The crew, sitting in silence on the ship:
Monkey King: did you know that even with seatbelts people die all the time in shipwrecks? i thought that was interesting
Hawkules: You.. You want me to-
Monkey King: I want you to go into the pudding.
Hawkules:
Monkey King: What's so hard t- (picks up a stick)
Monkey King: PUT YOUR HANDS (taps the bowl repeatedly)
Monkey King: IN THE PUDDING
Hawkules: I..
(Everyone else is behind the camera, just barely holding it together.)
Bonnie Anne: I told you not to wear it in the shower.
The Pirate, holding a soggy Burger King crown: I don't need a lecture right now.
Ratbeard: I may be a fucking idiot, but at least I can understand Donald Duck.
Monkey King: Like... verbally or emotionally?
That wasn't very cash money of you.
Captain Avery
The Pirate: What skyway are we in, anyway?
Ratbeard: I don't know, this entire area is uncharted.
Bonnie Anne: It is NOT uncharted, you used the map as a placemat and spilt tomato sauce on it.
I have glamorous calves and a miserable fucking life.
Catbeard