Incorrect Pokemon Quotes

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Ash: You made Dawn cry!

Gary: Dawn always cries!

Dawn, crying: That’s not true!

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Misty, after getting togepi: I’ve only known togepi for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this group and then myself.

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Gary, talking about his Pokemon journey: I met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me. 

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Ash, during season 1: Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.

Misty: Thanks! And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.

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Drew: Dude!, I love Eminem.

Ash: I prefer skittles.

Brock: He's talking about the rapper.

Ash: Wait- Why would he eat the wrapper?

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Drew: So what’s for dinner :)?

May, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret

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Ash: Okay, help me please!

Misty: Got two words for you.

Ash: I bet they won't be helpful.

Misty: Your problem.

Ash: I was right

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Ash, on the group chat: Misty and I are no longer friends.

Misty: ASH! THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Gary: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Tracey: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Gary: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Ash: This date is boring!

Misty: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Ash: Then why did you invite me?

Misty: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you, I'll do whatever I want".

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“I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself ”

— Jessie

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Misty: Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

May: He could hear me!

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season 1 Ash: I'd never say this to Misty's face but she's my best friend and i really admire her .

Brock: why.. why wouldn't you say that to her face?

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Dawn: you remind me of the ocean.

Paul: because i’m dark and mysterious?

Dawn : no, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.

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older ash/misty stuffs

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Misty: Compliment me.

Ash: Uh, you... You have eyes.

Misty:

Misty: Eh, I'll take it.