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[runby2]

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

[cottonsquab]

[apocalypsegay]

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that's taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person's brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

[bluesmomsadclub]

[mikkeneko]

does twitter user chaddington know that i have thought about "mine supply of cheese whales" sporadically for the last TWO YEARS

[ladyofpomegranates]

My favorite magnus archives statements are the ones where the person is like “yeah it did seem kinda weird at the time that this eerily tall man with bone hands wanted a tour of the place but you know- I really wanted to make commission on the place and I didn’t want to insult him”

[tote-paint]

@maybeequeenchloe

día 1: HOPE

[kronehaze]

Bee

Don't mind that it's may 3rd skhdkshsd

[drawing2cope]

zzz

[slyfoxann544]

True true

[blooga-art]

Chloé as Chat Noir <3

[blooga-art]

[that-octavian]

Queen Bee avoiding a disaster...

[kawaiichibiart]

So. Gabby. Gabe.

Do you just...

...enjoy cornering kids...

...because it seems to me...

...like you do.

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

Thinking about… wooden wiggly snake

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

h…h  e…

[bonersquat]

this thing was a fucking trick. hey kid u like snakes well i hope u like getting the fuck pinched out of you also

[drawing2cope]

zzz

[kronehaze]

Bee

Don't mind that it's may 3rd skhdkshsd

[incorrectquotesstuff]

Kidnapper: We have your child

Marinette: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Marinette: Oh god, you have Chat Noir.

[sawasawako-archived]

fav moment tbh

[incorrectquotesstuff]

adrien: It’s more than a promise

adrien: It’s a pinky promise