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Wade: No! It’s go against my moral compass!

Peter: You’re moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!

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Peter: Hey Siri, call dad

Siri: calling daddy…

Peter: Wait no-

Wade: Hello?

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MJ: wow Harley those are some nice pants. They would look even better on the floor of Peter’s room 

Peter: are you hitting on Harley... for me? 

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Peter: Why me?

Wade: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me." You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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Tony: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Stephen: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

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Wade: I have absolutely no idea what i’m doing

Wade, looking at Peter napping in his shoulder: but i know i’m doing it really really well

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Wade, at a kid’s birthday party: Would you like a hot wheels or a barbie toy?

Kid’s Mom: uhh he’s a boy

Wade: Congratulations!! Would you like a hot wheels or a barbie toy?

Kid: I want a boy toy

Wade: ha don’t we all

Kid’s Mom:

Wade: Now do you want a barbie or a hot wheels you have to pick one

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Peter, trying to scare Harley while he’s sleeping: *screams in his ear*

Harley: *blinks awake* *slaps him* *goes back to sleep*

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Tony: Are you okay?

Peter: Yes

Tony: Are you hurt?

Peter: No

Tony: THEN WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING

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Tony: I need some relationship advice

Bruce: Hey! Just because i’m dating Thor doesn’t mean i know how i did it

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Loki, walking into the room: Sorry i’m late…. i was.. doing things

Thor, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

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Loki: I prevented a murder today

Peter: Really? How’d you do that?

Loki: Self Control

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Pepper: Why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Tony, whispering: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?

Morgan, whispering: because i have little hands

Tony: because she has little hands

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Steve: I know, I’m a real asset to the team

Tony: You're two letters off, but kudos

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Scott: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way

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Peter: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be