Incorrect Spirit Animals Quotes

Totally canon

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Shane: I am from the continent of Stetriol.

Abeke: [looking at a map] This must be that new geography... how many continents...?

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Briggan: Stop comparing me to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He’s dumb, and a coward. And I am NOT a coward!

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Zerif: Are you ready to die?!

Abeke: I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

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Conor: Why me?

Rollan: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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Meilin: Rollan, how could you do this to Conor? You two are so close that I occasionally have nightmares of you running away together.

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Tasha: It must be so nice to be rich instead of having to develop a personality.

Kirat: Shut up, Tasha.

Tasha: Buy my silence, Kirat.

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Worthy: How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?

Abeke: Couple weeks.

Rollan: Six months.

Conor: Jury’s still out.

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Raisha: [points] This reminds me of prison. [points] This reminds me of prison. [points] Oh, this definitely reminds me of prison.

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Conor: [looking at a clipboard] So it seems you’re gay.

Devin Trunswick: You can tell that from a blood test?

Conor: No, I could tell as soon as you walked in.

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Zerif: Tahlia, let me see what you have.

Tahlia: a KNIFE!

Zerif: NO!!!

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Meilin: We’re about to die, Rollan. Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?

Rollan: (sarcastically) Noooo!

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Shane talking to the Conquerors: Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

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The Greencloaks: The Devourer can’t possibly rise again!

Shane: Hold my drink.

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Shane: Do you know anything about Gerathon the Serpent? Specifically, where to find her talisman? General Gar: Her talisman? What is this for? Shane: Fun.

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Devin: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Karmo: Even more humiliating than- Devin: Let's not do this!

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Rollan: [to Meilin] Would you like to stay for dinner?

Aidana: [in the background] Would you like to stay forever?!

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Police: (Loud knocking) It’s the police, open the door! Rollan: Why? Police: We just want to talk. Rollan: How many of you are there? Police: Four. Rollan: Then talk to each other.