Incorrect Tyranny Quotes

Things the Archons definitely said. Open for submissions!

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Fatebinder: I can't stand this anymore. Somebody take me out.

Bleden Mark: In the date kind of way or the assassination kind of way?

Fatebinder: I don't care. Surprise me.

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Tunon: What are we going to do about this?

Fatebinder: What we always do. You tell me what to do, and then I'll go behind your back and do whatever I want.

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Fatebinder: Okay, I admit some mistakes were made.

Tunon: Murders. Some murders were made.

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Fatebinder: Listen, it's nothing personal, but I probably have to kill you to get out of here.

Bleden Mark: That's fair.

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Barik: How are you so calm all the time?

Fatebinder: The trick is to be so stressed that it becomes your default state of mind.

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Bleden Mark: This is fun, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.

Tunon: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Bleden Mark: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

Tunon: Yes, I know.

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Fatebinder: So basically, we're completely swamped. All hands on deck. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.

Barik: Do you need help with anything?

Fatebinder: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.

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Fatebinder: If I had a nickel for every edict I've broken, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

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Fatebinder: I've only known Lantry for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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The Voices of Nerat: We really seem to inspire negative reactions in people. Was it something we said?

Fatebinder: More like the things you've done.

The Voices of Nerat: Such as...?

Fatebinder: How much time have you got?

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Lantry: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

Sirin: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Barik: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!

Eb: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Verse: Mental stability, my old friend!

Lantry: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Tarkis Arri, about Bleden Mark: He is plotting to kill us!

Fatebinder: Nah, he's just flirting.

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Fatebinder, proclaiming the Edict of Execution: Omae wa mou shindeiru.  Ashe and Nerat: Nani?

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Barik: Can't you put your hostility aside for one minute?

Verse: Oh, all right. I'll stack it on top of my anger.

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Verse: What, exactly, is your plan?

Fatebinder: Save the whole valley and get home safely.

Verse: That's not a plan, that's a wishlist.

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Fatebinder: The doctor says that if I can’t find new ways to relate positively to my surroundings I’m going to die.

Fatebinder: I’m going to die.

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Bleden Mark: I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm, but also ready to sin.