Montparnasse

[incorrigible-dandy]

What am I even doing here, this is a children's website

I suppose I'm meant to make an intro post.

My name is Montparnasse. I'm the head of the Patron-Minette. Don't fuck with me, I will cut you. Anything else you might want to know about me is none of your damn business. Oh, and the law is just more of a suggestion than a rule and snitches get stitches so if you're going to hang around my blog you ought to keep that in mind.

Asks are open in case anyone has a job that needs doing. *tips hat* Au revoir.

OOC: Hi so Monty is NOT a good guy. This is the darkest stuff I've ever written. If you're not comfortable with murder, violence, toxic relationships, or gaslighting I highly recommend you stay away. I don't want anyone getting triggered by anything I write!! And yes my faceclaim for him is Timothee Chalamet as Laurie Laurence from the 2019 Little Women movie

[incorrigible-dandy]

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare

[azelma-offical]

Parnasse, don't project your stupid issues onto others

[incorrigible-dandy]

I'm not the one with daddy issues, kiddo

[azelma-offical]

Don't know- don't care. Don't fuck with my sister, that's all.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Aww, someone's feeling protective <3

[incorrigible-dandy]

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Fuck off

[incorrigible-dandy]

Prison hasn't changed your smart mouth, I see

[incorrigible-dandy]

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare

[alouette-cosette]

That is incredibly rude. Don’t say things like that about my friend!

[incorrigible-dandy]

I'm not wrong

[incorrigible-dandy]

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare

[azelma-offical]

Parnasse, don't project your stupid issues onto others

[incorrigible-dandy]

I'm not the one with daddy issues, kiddo

[incorrigible-dandy]

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare

[incorrigible-dandy]

[jean-valjean-offical]

You’re back.

[incorrigible-dandy]

How much did you miss me?

[incorrigible-dandy]

[elias-rights]

Sorry, sorry, but manipulative hurt/comfort is fucking cocaine to me. The predatory aspect of it. The vulnerability—500% better if the hurt party knows they're being manipulated and is past the point of caring. The juxtaposition of sweet and sharp flavours. Barkbarkbark

[incorrigible-dandy]

I could tag someone but that would be mean.

@alouette-cosette

[incorrigible-dandy]

Montparnasse. You have 3 minutes.

What have you done with Eponine.

Nothing! You haven't lost her, have you?

[jean-valjean-offical]

She bloody disappeared. Again. And given your track record, can you blame me for assuming it’s you? Now answer my question.

He looms over Montparnasse, angrier than he’s ever seen him.

[incorrigible-dandy]

For possibly the first time ever, Monty is nervous.

I swear, on my honor, I haven't laid a finger on her. I haven't even seen her in a month.

[jean-valjean-offical]

Your honour? Don’t make me laugh. If it’s not you, then your boss clearly did. The police officer you bribed to threaten us was pretty transparent, you know. I don’t know what you were thinking, hiring a police officer. They’re all mindless thugs.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Huh, I'll be sure to tell your boyfriend you said that next time I see him.

And I didn't hire anyone! It's Thenardier you want to be speaking with, he's the big man in charge. Now that I think of it, he did mention something about talking to Eponine earlier today...hell if I know what that was about though.

[jean-valjean-offical]

…

You truly are ignorant? Pathetic. You sadistic types can’t even keep track of your own comings and goings. But no matter. I will speak to Thenardier. And if I find out that you lied?

He lets the threat hang in the air.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Monty shrugs.

What he does to his daughter is not my affair.

[jean-valjean-offical]

…

Evening.

He stalks off.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Montparnasse smiles.

Bonsoir.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Marius doesnt even like Eonine but she is head-over- heels for him! Idk, he might lead to her ruin. What do you think?

I fail to see how this is my problem.

Besides, I think Eponine has bigger problems right now than a little lover's spat. She'll be okay. Getting her heart broken might be good for her. It builds character.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Someone needs to tell Eponine the truth about Marius. Do you think she would listen to you?

I am going to need much more information on who this Marius person is and what he's hiding.

Would she listen to me? Depends. If i catch her at a good time, maybe.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Montparnasse. You have 3 minutes.

What have you done with Eponine.

Nothing! You haven't lost her, have you?

[jean-valjean-offical]

She bloody disappeared. Again. And given your track record, can you blame me for assuming it’s you? Now answer my question.

He looms over Montparnasse, angrier than he’s ever seen him.

[incorrigible-dandy]

For possibly the first time ever, Monty is nervous.

I swear, on my honor, I haven't laid a finger on her. I haven't even seen her in a month.

[jean-valjean-offical]

Your honour? Don’t make me laugh. If it’s not you, then your boss clearly did. The police officer you bribed to threaten us was pretty transparent, you know. I don’t know what you were thinking, hiring a police officer. They’re all mindless thugs.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Huh, I'll be sure to tell your boyfriend you said that next time I see him.

And I didn't hire anyone! It's Thenardier you want to be speaking with, he's the big man in charge. Now that I think of it, he did mention something about talking to Eponine earlier today...hell if I know what that was about though.

[jean-valjean-offical]

…

You truly are ignorant? Pathetic. You sadistic types can’t even keep track of your own comings and goings. But no matter. I will speak to Thenardier. And if I find out that you lied?

He lets the threat hang in the air.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Monty shrugs.

What he does to his daughter is not my affair.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Montparnasse. You have 3 minutes.

What have you done with Eponine.

Nothing! You haven't lost her, have you?

[jean-valjean-offical]

She bloody disappeared. Again. And given your track record, can you blame me for assuming it’s you? Now answer my question.

He looms over Montparnasse, angrier than he’s ever seen him.

[incorrigible-dandy]

For possibly the first time ever, Monty is nervous.

I swear, on my honor, I haven't laid a finger on her. I haven't even seen her in a month.

[jean-valjean-offical]

Your honour? Don’t make me laugh. If it’s not you, then your boss clearly did. The police officer you bribed to threaten us was pretty transparent, you know. I don’t know what you were thinking, hiring a police officer. They’re all mindless thugs.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Huh, I'll be sure to tell your boyfriend you said that next time I see him.

And I didn't hire anyone! It's Thenardier you want to be speaking with, he's the big man in charge. Now that I think of it, he did mention something about talking to Eponine earlier today...hell if I know what that was about though.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Montparnasse. You have 3 minutes.

What have you done with Eponine.

Nothing! You haven't lost her, have you?

[jean-valjean-offical]

She bloody disappeared. Again. And given your track record, can you blame me for assuming it’s you? Now answer my question.

He looms over Montparnasse, angrier than he’s ever seen him.

[incorrigible-dandy]

For possibly the first time ever, Monty is nervous.

I swear, on my honor, I haven't laid a finger on her. I haven't even seen her in a month.

[incorrigible-dandy]

Montparnasse. You have 3 minutes.

What have you done with Eponine.

Nothing! You haven't lost her, have you?

[incorrigible-dandy]

@master-of-the-house-offical I brought your girls back!