PetiteEli @indefenseofjoy - Tumblr Blog

average targ family weekend getaway: one guy died, several beaten to the brink of death, 3.2 princes disappeared on average, one was always one more drink away from alcohol poisoning winning, the destiny of the entire realm changed irrevocably, they all severed cunt

warmdragonstew

my first contribution to the AKotSK fandom

yaoiblackmold

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

fairycosmos

my dead wife. the ad free internet

fairycosmos

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

officious-seeing-eye-bitch

Criston "suicide by river man" Cole you will be famous to me

withered-rose-with-thorns

me with google maps

maekaranvil

The Maekar Stannis comparisons are very valid but one key difference is that Maekar would absolutely never in a million years sacrifice a single one of his children. He would rather fight every single Other on his own than kill any of his chaos demons.

meetmeattheriver

he also wouldn’t kill his brother on purpose…that too

maekaranvil

Absolutely, but I think the Daeronlings are much closer siblings overall. We forget that Renly was also pretty happy for Stannis to be killed. The Baratheon sibling dynamic is much more broken.

cassianandfenrysaremyboyos

Sheepstealer bringing Rhaena a sheep and barbecuing it for her: I am your parent now, I will feed you and care for you, and keep you safe, fret not little one who is unused to the wilds

Sheepstealer going into battle: actually time to fret, I'm gonna make myself everyone's problem

hyunpic

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

Hay españoles en este sitio?? Es que hoy estaba pensando que una rutina de flamenco con la canción Which Witch de Florence + The Machine sería brutal. Por favor, algún bailaor o bailaora, puede apersonarse de esto.

#florence and the machine #flamenco #dance #baile #Florence Welch #fatm #no soy española se poco de flamenco #igual les dejo esta idea

drrattt

Someone asking Maekar and Baekor who their favoutie child is.

Maekar goes on some massive rant about how their all equally awful and he loves them because they all came from Dyanna. But he’s this 🤏close to taking them on a ship and sinking it.

Baelor immediately answers Matarys.

abigaillazaar

WINTER LAMB The Sheep Detectives (2026), dir. Kyle Balda

procrastinationstationxx

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

vampirefabio

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

goldcrescent

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen to me I saw a blond girl with dragons. A blond girl with dragons Rhaenyra. Now that may not seem at all unusual or miraculous to you or me probably because all our dragons are still alive and we have no reason to think anything is going to happen to them but would this woman who roofied me 58 times in a one week span have lied? Do you think she’d show me a tree man without cause? Do you think people are just blonde for no reason? Exactly. Now put your shoes on, we’ll avenge Jeremy