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the blog where i ACTUALLY post most of my self indulgent art and reblog things.

[maccogato]

:3c

[4917]

why can he do that

[eroscestlavie]

to the tune of Teenagers by MCR:

🎵 little white dog is coming over for tea

🎶 they say he’s a mutt but he looks fancy to me

🎵 so pour him a cup

🎶 cause he’s a good little pup

🎵 will he do good behavior?

🎶 let’s see

[hijinxmayhem]

More inkmare bc I’m a little obsessed (maybe more than a little).

….I need to draw them more guys

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[theinternetarchive]

from 'kaffe's classics: 25 favorite knitting patterns for sweaters, jackets, vests, and more' kaffe fasset, pub. 1993.

[fogmoo]

[tlirsgender]

Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you

[cerealdevourer]

gettin old

[everydaylouie]

Hampstune Squeeku

[avielsusej]

my jokes are very lowbar

[kaylmao]

mwehh

[kaylmao]

gguh

[kaylmao]

huuugh

[feldfrog]

Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

[cheddar-baby]

[nostalgicfun]

my dog came and got me while I was getting ready for work this morning, and she was signaling that it was Very Urgent. I followed her downstairs thinking something was wrong with my senior dog or my partner but the minute my foot hit the bottom step my partner loudly asked "Did she come get you, too?"

"She did, what's wrong?"

"She wants you to look at the frog."

"...The frog?"

"Yeah. The frog."

"There's a frog?"

"on the window, yeah"

so she was standing in the corner staring at me VERY expectantly and somewhat impatiently, so I walked over and she immediately turned her attention back to the window and sure enough. very high up. and very small. there was a frog.

keep in mind that bigfoot himself could be in the yard outside and this dog Would Not Care. but god forbid a frog catches a vibe on the window I guess. anyway. glad my dog deemed this worthy of my attention

[veveisveryuncool]

their life is OVER.

[opt1gan]

Unrestrained summer fun