rated arg for pirates

*inserts bullcrap about blog page

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[konoko]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lakevida]

you have weird bangs and wear a sweater over a turtleneck one time and all the gay people on the computer call you laura palmer

[smbc-comics]

Still waiting for Hollywood to option this idea.

Bonus panel here: https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3707

[ultrafacts]

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So play like a noob? got it

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

[direwolf-distributor]

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

[pervpuke]

i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*

[coughloop]

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[sippy-blue]

how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant

Answer:I  come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…

[virgoboy]

that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

[yecalacey-deactivated20151104]

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

[unkemptmind-deactivated20160618]

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

[yecalacey-deactivated20151104]

What

[unkemptmind-deactivated20160618]

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

no one survived this

[evilvillain123456789]

I love turning away immodestly-dressed women from confession like your ass is Not getting absolved lmfao. Die in your sins

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[catchymemes]

[sovietnam]

[lookataleaf3000]

this is easily one of the funniest comments on this website