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*reluctant sigh*

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*rebogs*

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You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

kristina100000

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

eliyahu613

this is a test of the Jewish emergency broadcast system in preparation for Purim

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I think it's working

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Yes

clarabosswald

ran gvili, the last hostage in the gaza strip, was identified and returned home for burial.

for the first time since 2014, there are no hostages - living or dead, israeli or foreign - in the gaza strip.

ran was a police officer. on october 7th, he was home in meitar with a broken shoulder, waiting for surgery on his injury scheduled for two days later. when news of hamas' invasion first broke, ran couldn't let his friends fight on their own. he volunteered, on his own accord, to go out to the field and help fight off the invaders.

ran took part in the fighting near kibbutz alumim, and then at sa'ad junction, where he helped save the lives of dozens of survivors from the nova massacre. after rescuing those people, he went back to fight near kibbutz alumim.

ran was severely injured from gunfire, but kept fighting. his last text message was sent in 10:39. he fought until he ran out of ammo, killing 14 terrorists, whose bodies were found around his last hiding place. it is estimated that ran was kidnapped around 11:00. he was severely injured, and was either kidnapped dead, or kidnapped alive and died shortly after his kidnapping. he was 24 years old.

today, after 843 days in captivity, ran's body was finally identified, buried in a cemetery in the gaza strip. the first to go out to the field, the last to return - ran is finally back home.

bilgisticallykosher

The details are flooring. Baruch Hashem he's home, I wish he hadn't been murdered. Baruch Dayan Emet.

There are no more hostages, living or dead, in Gaza.

theshitpostcalligrapher

POV: you are a crumb or morsel of some kind, left unattended on a plate

jewishgay4il

Waking up to news that we have a deal is indescribable.

After 2 years, this nightmare is finally going to start to end.

But, Jumblr (and allies), remember: these next few days will be the hardest and most difficult of the war thus far, as hostages we hoped and thought were alive come back in body bags, and Hamas plays games with the remains of other ones they claim "not to have or find."

The few remaining alive have be tortured for 734 days. They are coming back to a completely different world, with family and friends murdered, and the global consensus being that it was deserved.

To a political mess both here and abroad, people lying about their part in all of it.

And in the diaspora too. This war may finally, finally be seeming to wrap up, our family coming home from the tunnels and front lines, but goyim are not going to be happy. The hatred and bloodshed in the diaspora is not just going to disappear, at least not right away.

Celebrate, and allow yourselves to grieve, and don't play into Hamas mind games.

It's a long road ahead.

jewishgay4il

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some highlights from the reblogs

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even more great tags

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brooklynbaby322

Ok obviously Ice is a biter but you can't tell me he also wouldn't lick people

dynamicity-keysmash

Shana tovah to all the Jews who live in my phone <3

May 5786 be a turn for the better in this horrific decade.

thosefaroffconstellations

‎שנה טובה ומתוקה!

For the past month of Elul (and for this past week for the Ashkenazim lol), we have been reciting selichot, preparing for Yammim Noraim, the days of awe. And finally, tonight is the start of Rosh Hashanah.

So what’s so special? Why did we take the extra time to prepare? Isn’t it just the start of a new year, Nothing more?

There are two reasons why we blow the shofar on Rosh Hashanah:

One is a wake-up call, now is the time to do Teshuvah, now is the time to return to Hashem. We’ve sinned, we’ve transgressed, but now is the time to do better. We can always come back on the derech, the path.

Like how a king is announced with trumpets. Reason number two for the blowing of the shofar is that we are pronouncing Hashem as King of kings, Master of masters, and Host of hosts. We’ve grown comfortable throughout the year and we remind ourselves now of Hashem’s greatness while we renew our covenant with Hashem.

This year, when you hear the Shofars blows. Take the time to feel, to acknowledge, and to appreciate. May you have a year as sweet as Apple and Honey. Be plentiful in Mitzvot like a Pomegranate is in its seeds. And always dwell in the house of Hashem.

לשנה טובה ומתוקה

-רנה 3>

keys-nonsense

Imagine coming onto a post of a jew and posting this:

But then I looked at their bio and suddenly everything made sense

Освободите меня от этих дебилов, ё моё

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So like, if they're Bukharian they should be decently familiar with Central Asia right.

Why does Central Asia speak Russian?? If Russia, to whom this individual demands "critical aid", is so anti-imperialist, why does Central Asia speak Russian????? Hm??

Also with the hammer and sickle... imagine being JEWISH with a diaspora experience in CENTRAL ASIA and thinking the USSR was some anti-imperialist egalitarian utopia.

Я понимаю что в семье не без урода, но почему в нашей еврейской семье столько уродов?

keys-nonsense

Exactly. And do they have even the slightest clue what happened to people like them in the soviet union? And support for Russia and North Korea 😂😂 ANTI IMPERIALIST WITH THE HAMMER AND SICKLE 😂😂 omg this can't be real

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ineffablecrisp

This person is just pulling stuff out of their ass because the hammer and sickle is NOT anti-imperialism!

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