I think I have new favorite niche conspiracy theory?

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I think I have new favorite niche conspiracy theory?
A man in Inner Mongolia, China, comparing the sizes of goats at different ages.
English added by me :)
my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in 1945
USA Cultural Regions Map
This is super cool
For non-Americans: this is actually accurate and reflects how Americans understand ourselves and regional identities. These aren’t official labels, but they’re not totally made up either.
I thought the Midwest was… Further west??? Also how is Texas SIX things, including “Texas”??? This is fascinating and terrifying in that order.
I’d say this map is largely accurate, through everyone is going to have their own minor squabbles with it. California seems right on, and that’s really my area of expertise. Kinda surprised by “southern great plains” dipping so far into Texas—is that really a thing? Also how stark is the great plains/midwest division anyway, I’ve always imagined them as basically the same. To people there really think of them as separate?
Midwest region is extremely accurate. I haven’t heard the Northwoods called the Northwoods before, but it’s a distinct area, we’ve just called them “up near the Boundary Waters.” IMO it should cover the whole north of Minnesota. The reason the Upper Midwest extends into the Dakotas a little bit is that the major cities are in the east of those states. Everything west is corn and oil fields.
I’d also say more of Missouri is Great Plains, but I have had long and vigorous arguments with my buds about that. Great Lakes area is pretty much the same as the Upper Midwest, except being so close to that much water gives you gentler winters. Ohio River Valley is definitely different than Appalachia and my friends from Ohio have some fun stories about the intermingling of those cultures.
I can sort of answer the Texas thing. See, Texas is huge and borders on multiple regions of the country, as well as another country altogether, so it’s functionally like four or five different states. The stereotypical TEXAS definitely exists, but it doesn’t cover anywhere near the entire state. The western and southern parts of the state are a whole different world, and the north is basically More Oklahoma.
Why the Midwest isn’t further west, though, I don’t have the answer. That’s been weirding me out since I was a kid.
Part of Oklahoma being included in Deep South is such a relief. I’ve been trying to explain why my husband and I, who grew up in regions 90 minutes apart, came from entirely different cultures.
I would actually concur with the map that none of Missouri is part of the Great Plains. Missouri has a lot of ….fields. It does have farmland. But if you ever get to compare firsthand the landscape and ecosystems of Missouri with that of the actual Great Plains… you will see the difference.
You’ve also got a cultural divide that goes back to the Kansas/Missouri border wars.
I have bad news for the people asking “Why isn’t the Midwest further west?”
The region labelled “Ohio River Valley” is the first area I think of when I think of “the Midwest.” Admittedly, I’m from New England, but I do have family in Illinois and Ohio (the states on either end of the “Ohio River Valley” region).
I think everything west of the original 13 colonies got labelled “the West” at some point. Then for all of the Confederate states except Texas, their identity as “the South” overtook their identity as “the West.”
I’m also from New England, and the part labelled “Ohio River Valley” is also what comes to mind when I think of the Midwest.
Basically all of the different shades of yellow would be considered part of an overall “Midwest”, but I think those are reasonably accurate subdivisions within it (though the labels seem made up).
Yeah this seems accurate. I’ve lived in Cascadia and Bay Area, grew up in New England, and have family in Great Lakes, and it looks correct. I do have some nits to pick, though:
Chicago stands out more from the rest of the Great Lakes than this would indicate. Probably just cut out the Great Lakes chunk of Illinois into a “Chicago” region - in another shade of yellow, because they are still Midwesterners in most ways.
Southwest Connecticut is culturally part of NYC Metro, not New England. The traditional line is the Connecticut River, but probably the real line is somewhere west of that.
Maine, most of Vermont, and northern New Hampshire would object violently to being characterized as culturally the same as Massachusetts. I’d call them part of Upstate New York, probably. Maybe rename it to just “Upstate”, that captures the main thing that separates the northern New Englanders from Massachusetts and company.
OTOH Rhode Island and Connecticut would grumble vociferously, but grudgingly admit it was a fair cop. (Except SW CT.)
Everyone but the Massholes hate the Massholes, and everyone including the Massholes agrees that people from Massachusetts are Massholes.
The group I’m calling “Upstate” are unified by being much more rural than ‘downstate’, living in the shadow of the big city to the south who are snooty about it (some bigger than others), and arguably having more ties with the big Canadian cities across the border than their closest US neighbors. And being literally ‘up’, i.e. mountainous, that’s also a thing.
NY Metro area is larger than this map makes it look. Posts above discuss Conn. but it covers a large swath of NJ and PA as well, particularly along the commuter rail lines, which makes the clean borders this map presents... mostly right but missing some detail. I don’t think Chesapeake makes makes a lick of sense as a name for that region though, maybe “Greater South Philly”
(I say, based on the thoroughly unscientific data gathered from growing up in central NJ.)
greetings from the browser version of tumblr on my ipad, where I guess I live for the foreseeable future (blocked tags work here I checked)
unfortunately there's an unskippable "open in app" banner in my house 😔
on the bright side my adblocker actually kinda works here (like if there's text in the ad that part seems to show up but not images? I'll take it tbh)
I haven’t tried it, but you can also probably kill the banner by changing the user agent to identify you as being on a non-mobile device.
Which is doable in at least firefox, probably chrome if you try hard enough.
This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism
Look up the manhattan project you dipshits
You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?
The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?
The one that had so many close calls to they're working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?
THAT Manhattan Project?
The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?
That Manhattan project?
Evangelion Unit-01 and Unit-02
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It’s been a while! I’m not dead, I’ve just been real busy with college. I’m hoping to be able to get some more stuff built in in the coming breaks. This started as a Budgie Protostar recolor, and eventually turned into an exercise in building outside my style a bit and building from reference. It’s not necessarily going for 100% accuracy but something close. I still have yet to watch Evangelion, but the designs are incredibly iconic, so I wanted to take a stab at it. Hope you enjoy!
The therapist behind @therapyden posted a viral TikTok listing the reasons why BetterHelp shortchanges professional therapists and clients
I’m loathe to link to the Daily Dot, but this article (and the TikTok content) gives a good overview of why BetterHelp is a hot mess in so many ways.
I used the service for a while myself, and during that, saw three different “therapists.” The first therapist seemed to think that therapy meant just having a chat an allowing me to vent, which was largely unhelpful.
She was a Christian, but kept bringing that up, which also irked me because I’d rather not have religion part of my therapy goals. She wasn’t overly pushy, but it did bother me when she said, “As a therapist I have to say that this witchcraft stuff is your choice, but as a Christian I don’t approve.”
I cancelled and requested a new person after that.The second therapist seemed alright at first, but would regularly go on tangents about politics and her own life. I cancelled and requested a new therapist after a disturbing incident where she did the entire session (on cam, as usual) while loudly and angrily doing dishes in her kitchen.
In both of those cases, it felt like these people thought “therapist” means “online friend” or something, and never seemed to have real treatment plans or much to offer.
The third therapist I saw via BetterHelp was just for a single session. Despite consistently telling them, “I would prefer a non-religious therapist,” I was matched with someone who incessantly quoted the Bible. She kept repeatedly asking me if I was a “Bible believer” or had “accepted Jesus.” She also praised me to not standing up for myself, weirdly. She said it was best to let my husband take the lead because submission is a good quality or something like that.
It was ridiculous, and at that point I requested a full refund for that month. Around that time, I learned that BetterHelp doesn’t actually vet their “therapists.” In fact, scrolling their list of offerings, I came across “therapists” with such dubious credentials as graduating from Liberty University with a degree in “marriage” and specializing in “maladaptive sexual behaviors.”
I had to call their offices to get the refund. I’ll be honest; I wasn’t exactly polite during that call, and essentially said, “What you are doing is sick - some people do actually need help, y’know. You’ve wasted my time and money.”
If you want online therapy, I recommend looking for therapists who are semi-local and offer online sessions. Many do these days, and it’s much better than rolling the dice with BetterHelp. That and, y’know, they won’t sell your data.
What's a thing you didn't know would consume so much of your time as an adult?
Bro got isekai'd
okay but I need an actual anime about this dog though. that’s more than enough plot to make it work
Giant Skeletons by Jocelin Carmes
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i love the dunmer so much
It’s easy for combat to drag in D&D.
Speed it up by repeatedly mentioning how the orcs are sighing and passive-aggressively tapping their watches while they wait for their turn in the initiative order.
#YOU TAKE YOUR TIME NOT LIKE THOG HAS LIFE OF OWN#NO NO YOU TAKE ANOTHER MINUTE#THOG NEED CALL GIRLFRIEND AND CANCEL DATE ANYWAY
ok but like. space shanties.
there’s a thing that should definitely be a thing in sci-fi.
my brain went straight to the ‘put him in the airlock ‘till he’s sober’ part of ‘what can you do with a drunken spacer’ and i never want to look back from this.
THIS IS 100% A THING. It’s usually considered a subset of filk, so naturally a lot of prolific filk artists like Leslie Fish have a selection. Sci-fi filk is possibly my favorite genre of music.
Most of these are actually ballads, not true shanties, but still:
The Senate - Space Shanty
Kristoph Klover - Fire in the Sky
Duane Elms - Dawson’s Christian
Catherine Faber - Providence Skies
Julia Ecklar - Ballad of a Spaceman
Leslie Fish & Ann Prather - Hanrahan’s Bar
Julia Ecklar & Ann Prather - Pushin’ the Speed of Light
Leslie Fish - Ship of Stone
Leslie Fish - Guardians
Leslie Fish - Sam Jones
Vic Tyler - Space Hero
Vic Tyler & Duane Elms - Spacer’s Home
You can probably just google “sci-fi filk” and get a zillion more. It’s a surprisingly rich genre for one so unknown to most people.
I don’t normally reblog this kind of post, but this seems so perfect as background music for a dark matter game, I had to share it with you all. SPACE SHANTIES HO!
For those unaware reblogging this post, “What Shall We Do With A Drunk Space Pirate” was the close out song for the Mechanisms concerts. Their entire discography was taking folk songs and making them sci-fi epic concept albums.
Some of my favorite songs include:
Matty Groves, now with electric violin, about a lute that controls the dead.
Pump Me Boys, now a shanty about keeping the life support systems running on a dying ship.
Gently Johnny, now about sirens in a neo-noir sci-fi city lulling people into complacency.
Rising of the Moon, now about a doomed manager of a space station that descends into chaos and mutiny, left abandoned.
So I’m married to a person who grew up in Canada’s folk scene, and we often talk about folk music as a genre. I was cranky about the way that people tend to slap an “alt-folk” label on folk because they assume true folk is a dead genre, and I got thinking and went: what is a dead genre, anyway?
T chirped “sea shanties!” and then added “not that you can’t compose a new one, but it’s not in conversation with other songs that are being published at the same time, it’s only in conversation with other songs that have been written long before.” It’s important to know, in this conversation, that Tay grew up around Stan Rogers’ family and therefore knows damn well that you can write a song in the modern era that everyone assumes is a hoary old traditional: Rogers wrote “Barrett’s Privateers” in 1976 because he wanted to sing lead in a sea shanty and there weren’t any in existence that had a baritone singing lead.
No, seriously. And now there are lots and lots of people, less than fifty years later, who think that Barrett’s Privateers is a couple hundred years old and has Always Been Here.
So I started thinking about dead genres, and it occurs to me to ask: why is the sea shanty largely dead? Or rather, actually, why is the work song, which is the larger category of music that sea shanties are a subset of, largely dead? Why don’t we sing work songs anymore when we’re working? Stan Rogers wrote the “White Collar Holler,” of course, and the premise of that song is indeed the notion of making a work song for office work, but I can’t imagine anyone actually signing it at the office as they go about their work. For one thing, I code quite a bit at my day job, and the speed at which I code doesn’t depend at all on what the people around me are doing; indeed, trying to match my speed to theirs would probably make us all less efficient.
Tay’s theory is that industrialization killed the work song in the West (they pointed out to me very explicitly that the idea isn’t actually dead world-wide), especially as work became more cognitive for many people and less reliant on keeping time with the people you’re working alongside. After all, work songs are most popular when the most efficient way to work is to keep pace with everyone at the same time, so you’re neither too fast nor too slow, and you’re all working at parts of the same tasks that rely on other people’s tasks to keep going without building up too much of a deadlock at any one part of the process. So much of work for so many people today is more like piecework than making things on an assembly line, and like piecework, it’s so much easier for our employers to encourage us to take the work home and keep making as many pieces as we can before we fall over and collapse… or else it’s service work, and you can’t be singing at service work, you won’t be free to quickly respond to clients and adjust your tasks to their needs.
I suspect that’s not entirely it, though, because assembly line manufacturing work isn’t actually dead in the West, not even close, and the work song is still gone from our halls. Tay pointed out that OSHA and hearing protection make it more difficult in many of those jobs to be connected to other workers and keep time on the song, and I think there’s definitely an element of truth to that, too.
But I think the death of the work songs go even deeper than that. See, work songs didn’t completely vanish as work became less dependent on keeping time together. They just turned into songs about the condition of working, and from there they turned into songs about unionization, workers’ rights songs, like the ones the Wobblies used to great effect in the 20s. And that happened in response to managers and bosses who see singing and talking and responded by trying to control workers and make that shit stop. Some of that is about controlling unionization but some of it is about control, full stop: pretending to oneself that workers only really exist while you pay them as cogs that produce labor, and anything else they do is a distraction from the labor you pay for.
Why is it that we don’t have modern work songs for Amazon workers? There are enough of them, after all, their very boring and physically demanding jobs depend on keeping time together, and everyone’s working together in a relatively quiet environment. I’ll tell you: it’s because Amazon views interactions among its workers as a threat and bans workers from talking to one another or listening to music while they execute their shifts.
We lost the work song, I think, because we gained bosses that see the work song as a threat instead of an intrinsic part of keeping the work force from getting bored and stale and tired and making mistakes. In a real way, killing the work song is a decision you make if you don’t understand the value of the work song to the workers themselves: it makes the work less boring, so you stall out less, and it reminds you you’re all doing this together, and it keeps you all in time. The action of singing is valuable. But if you’ve never sung while you worked collectively on a project, you might not know that, and if you think in terms of zero-sum losses, the song becomes a waste of good breath you’re paying for at best and a threat of insurrection at worst.
And it’s very interesting thinking about the labor conditions on a spaceship that might bring such songs back again as useful aids to coordinating the labor of monitoring and running the ship. Or even, for that matter, coordinating the labor of other tasks in a spacefaring economy. Warframe’s “We All Lift Together” is one of these, of course. Surely there have to be others?
Oh I love this grison
Okay but I would be remiss if I
a) didn’t reblog this for it’s own merits because music recs and very very good commentary
b) I definitely really wonder if the work song could be perceived as a threat also because they promote the sense of comraderie and closeness that union busting corps actively discourage (along with the genetics they share with working condition protest songs described above). (Though I also wonder if some of the die-out here is related to how comparatively devoid of public, casual singing/music north american culture is, outside of specific subcultures of course… like singing/music is treated a lot as something that professionals or studied amateurs do, and otherwise it’s relegated to the privacy of your own home or very specific venues such as karaoke)
and b) also add the Longest John’s cover of We All Lift Together (thank you @dungeonmastersconsortium for introducing me to it) because it’s VERY VERY GOOD (and I may have listened to it on repeat more than a few times over the last while):
This post is like 6 different extremely good posts piled on top of each other but I feel like I would be remiss if I didn’t mention Heinlein’s 1947 short story “The Green Hills of Earth” as being an extremely classic example of the idea in the original post: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Hills_of_Earth You can google for various versions with music people have written for it.