it is the nature of the stars to cross

ocean state of mind

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[loveridden1999]

[sternfleck]

How it feels to be

[kaijuno]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kocalls]

[akiindynos]

Us

[userfinalgirls]

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[ofallingstar]

Anne of Green Gables (1979)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[frickiestfricks]

[navigationspace]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Well played, Beverly.

[crabussy]

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

[homunculus-argument]

Okay just in case there's people on tumblr who were too little in 2016 to actually remember it yourself, I cannot stress enough that the clown sightings were a thing. That's not a bit that people just made up like pretending that people in camo are invisible. This is a real tweet from the time:

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[lowpawly]

see i can play this game too