Magneto Tzadak

they/them/their

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[strange-aeons]

Look at my ugly weird son!!!!!

[tredlocity]

red dead and beyond

[tredlocity]

bed bath redemption

[xeppelinsfw]

well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.

[infiniteecho97]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

[littleguysdaily]

Today's little guy is the scariest thing I can think of. It is extremely bad. So, so bad.

[docvalentine]

how bad could it possibly be

[littleguysdaily]

[glitterblossom]

Congrats to Time on her bottom surgery! Though I’m not sure why her recovery process is relevant to our current scifi escapade.

[swagfuldiedbadly]

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

[straybeetle]

[justsomeguycore]

the thing is. ok bear with me. picard is literally gay

[justsomeguycore]

picard experiences courtly love for women and believes that is normal heterosexuality

[justsomeguycore]

lwaxana knows picard is gay and that’s why she accuses him of wanting to fuck her all the time

[justsomeguycore]

picard was in love with jack crusher and that’s why his thing with beverly is so weird

[justsomeguycore]

[tidesandtwilight]

Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

[missouriangothic-old]

[snyggvur]

wake up babes my new obsession just dropped

[snyggvur]

”I bet Jesus won’t save you from-uh

my

bullying

😏 ”

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[soapyfemme]

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

[soapyfemme]

POV

[themorriganunofficial]

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

[spicymancer]

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

[maxofs2d]

me when i go to the bakery but i didn’t speak clearly enough for the staff to understand what i was trying to order

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (June 21st, 2019)

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[covid-safer-hotties]

[covid-safer-hotties]

The point I hope y'all are getting tbh