All these bands give me heart palpitations.

Hi friend I am Grace and I am painfully mediocre.

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[gasmaskaesthetic]

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

[teathattast]

a star

[hymnofvalefor]

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

[princesconsuela]

#december mood

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[infinitely-muke-af]

Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy

My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder

[vulcandroid]

when you wake up and your s/o touches your face lovingly and smiles at you but their hands smell like barbecue chips so your first words of the morning are “have you been eating barbecue chips without me” in an accusatory and devastated voice

[princesconsuela]

[nightinngales]

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

new hgtv show

kids aged 3-7 design the concept art of their dream houses and then the hosts have to try and make it as true to their ideas as possible, the kids reserve the rights to change their minds about anything at any time

[matt-t-deactivated20160615]

[froginsurance]

I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[potatogorl-deactivated20160408]

being emotionally abused has made me incredibly defensive towards being told what to do, but at the same time has made it hard for me to do things without someone telling me that it’s ok to do out if fear of doing something wrong and getting in trouble

[wrappedinpianostrings]

i have never ever related to a post more in my life, if im not told to do something i wont do it. i wont make first moves, it’s like im blind to opportunities because i’m so terrified of what has been done to me. but at the same time, i’m super defensive and stubborn when certain people tell me to do things. sometimes i just need to be led and hear that it’s ok

[animalsnaps]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

OOOMG

[missmajerle]

WHY HE THROW IT SO DAMN HARD

[1thizz-deactivated20211217]

He launched dat bih

[thegardenofeedan]

“0o0o0o”

[fxnimati0n]

amen

[australiansanta]