hold on to something, rozanov

[blushingrozy]

inspired by this

[lovefortissimo]

hudcon about to start filming is like the reverse of an old timey woman at the window waiting for her husband to return from war …. a sort of cuck situation where i smile fondly on the battlefield knowing my wife back home is getting railed

[justa-personn]

people using generative ai to write fanfiction for them is CRAZY. stay up until four in the morning hopping back and forth between your pinterest boards, a random synonyms website, and google docs where you’re stuck in the middle of a sentence deciding whether to refer to a character by their name or hair colour as the lord intended.

[kiwiacidtrip]

The Long Game Hollanov doodle dump (they’re starting to piss me off/j)

[actuallysara]

[heated-rivalry-two-souls]

Source

Fiona Apple • I Want You To Love Me

[themoonandmyman]

Shane giving Ilya the slowest wettest handjob and edging him to within an inch of his sanity and all Ilya can do is grab at the sheets and bitchily beg Shane to give him a fucking break while also moaning like a whore

[russianblush]

july 29th 2026: the hudconpocalypse

[verlierer-is-lost]

Although it’s asscrack degrees outside… winter Hollanov so cute

[the-witch-of-the-wandering-ways]

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug

[bipolar4autistic]

Shane doesn’t allow himself to indulge in bdsm research because he heard the phrase 24/7 sub lifestyle one time ☝️ and thinks about it everyday to the point of tears so he really can’t for his own good know anything more about it

[healthyscratches]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

the intern is doing a funny montage video with a bunch of questions for the centaurs and they ask shane “what do you consider to be a perfect day?” and shane answers “any day i spend with ilya is a perfect day” and the intern’s like “but you spend every day with him” and shane just deadpans “yeah? it’s been perfect since i married him” and they ask “even when you guys lose?” and shane goes “if i lose, i still go home to ilya”. and then they ask the same question to ilya and he answers “a perfect day is when i spend every single hour with shane” and the intern says “shane answered the same way” and ilya’s like “really?” and the intern tells him “he said that every day has been perfect since you guys got married” and ilya gets a little emotional and asks softly “he said that?” and the intern nods and ilya just gets up and leaves to go find his husband because he needs to give him a big sloppy kiss immediately.

[hudconvent]

shane and ilya are everything. love older than time eternal. have existed in every lifetime in every form. two atoms that fused at the genesis of the universe. beginning middle and end of everything that is or will ever be. and Yet heated rivalry is a book you buy at the airport

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[pookieshane]

Heated Rivalry || 1.06 - The Cottage

[infinityilya]

I wish I knew what kind of cologne Ilya wore so I could buy some for myself and smell him all the time send post

[marz-rm]

here a portrait I drew of Ilya Rozanov

wallpaper and other versions only on patreon