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1 second of every star trek tos episode enjoy
watch me get 0 questions
-13 questions wow you guys
*14 Hours Later, 0 Messages and I’d be Like*
My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat.
White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today.
Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business?
Man: I sure fucking did.
*both laughing*
Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business.
Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment.
Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods.
[Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
I-is that….
This is a nightmare.
when ur homie’s lung collapses
is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)
Ur so right asfhkflshkms
This was deadass cute though 😂
“anakin, what do you have?”
“a wife!”
“NO!”
#between the hatsune miku renaissance and now this#i'm very much here for this second wind of late-00s nico nico douga culture
The spell Conjure Fey is for sixth-level casters; for first through fifth, there’s Spell: Conjure Shitty Fey, which is limited to summoning a waddling little oaf that hangs around for the next ten minutes and is under no compulsion to obey you or anyone else. Roll d10:
Rat Fairy: behaves exactly like an aggressive rat
Butter Fairy: constantly exuding butter from its body (treat anything it touches as if affected by the spell Grease); compulsively drawn to food, which it will attempt to butter
Fear Fairy: makes terrifying bird noises and attempts to bite people with its oversized beak
Gloo Fairy: waddles around like a sleepy toddler, drooling Sovereign Glue on anything it gets near
Licki Fairy: the Fairy Flavor Collector, which (it believes) has the important job of adding to the Seelie Courts’ archive of the flavors of every substance and material in the world
Wiggly Fairy: just stands there wiggling; any creature that touches it is compelled to join in its wiggling for the duration of the fairy’s summon
Man Fairy: believes itself to be a normal human man, and will attempt to do whatever it believes a normal human man would do in whatever situation it has been summoned to
Gas Fairy: belches horrible-smelling poison gas
Ab Fairy: a magical personal trainer with the power to grant a willing being nice, firm abs
(roll again)
(Credit if you don’t know: Pokemon Fusion Generator)
Item: demonic spirit of destruction trapped in a chintzy plastic edgelord keychain. That gem is a rhinestone
I take back everything I said about this show
God I love Gumball.
“Thas a man!” 💀
“THAS A MAN”😭
Staying Productive
“AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE”
The Kidz Bop cover of Old Town Road will break you.
Same david, same
Every gay relationship