just me being me

• Rina •

[secondclassvines]

“My wife and I’s new lovely pet!”

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[h-arleen]

#the difference

[gravehop187]

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[silentlycrazy]

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[princessrhcenyra]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

thinking about how my family told a story about how my grandfather growing up in nazi germany once beat up a group of hitler youth bothering him and i thought it was just made-up family lore and then i saw a picture of him at like 15 and he looked like this 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

the thing you have to understand is that all the men from the jewish side of my family are musclebound freaks. my grandad was apparently doing 100 pushups a day up until his 70′s. My dad is in the senior olympics. my brother became like, shredded at the age of 14. 

only drawback is that they all have severe dyslexia and can barely read but who needs reading when you can squat twice your bodyweight 

[sapphicdumbass-deactivated20220]

tumblr with their stunning input as usual

[blackpyrefly]

wide boys comin through!! make some room folks!!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

right this way

[blackpyrefly]

thank you sir

[demonius-darkblade]

why is this ad for a travel-size dog bowl formatted like a meme?

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

HE TRYNA BE SKATE

[femhawke]

Huh…..

[aubrey-plaza]

[aubrey-plaza]

[prismit]

are the pokemon designers like… okay?

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

[animatedamerican]

Who’s a good dogs? You are! You’re such a good dogs! 

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.