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transcrawler

ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au

#rbing this from tumblr user hotdrinks with a martin blackwood pfp is its own form of storytelling i think

cartooncoyote

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

satanblessitt-deactivated201608

There is no way this is a porno

zombiesahoy

This is the best porno there has ever been.

usingtimewisely

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

foldingfittedsheets

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

#THE LEMON STEALING WHORES

txttletale

i understand that tumblr sucks in an absolute sense but i find it very very odd whenever someone makes the claim that it's somehow significantly worse than other social media in terms of bigotry. i just don't know how you can say that after spending even ten minutes on X The Everything App

txttletale

facebook is regularly used to organise fascist violence. it just feels like a claim lacking in perspective ykno

#like don't give staff a pass for the racism and transphobia but also man at least im not running into nazi bots all the time 😭

gondorrevealparty

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

#deeply mariners thing tbh #thats my baseball team!!

matchagirl

homura

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

#i like this post bc it feels very similar to how i interpret the months :)

itsybitsybat12

project hail mary edit!!

tiktok wouldn’t let me post this so please give me validation i crave it

#ough...#project hail mary

moncalas

you're owen lars. your father has fallen in love with a woman and she's enslaved. you and your father aren't rich, but eventually you manage to free her. this one woman. one woman on a planet full of injustices.

you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.

you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.

you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.

you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.

you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.

you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.

you're owen lars. your last act is to protect your brother's child. your child.

#AUGH #its easy to forget him in the grand scheme of star wars but he did his best :(#owen lars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #luke skywalker #star wars

liirker-at-thresholds

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

liirker-at-thresholds

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

#HAHAGSGSGSGSG

haughtyraban

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

ohlivish

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

im-a-goat-in-disguise

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

knifefarty

…huh

#y'all are deeply mean to ed sheeran on this site i have to be honest #hes kinda fantastic #<- yknow what im not gonna disagree there #like yeah i understand being deeply annoyed by some of his overplayed songs this is fair #but have u guys heard the one abt how his grandparents got married. its kinda sick actually

animentality

#I SAW THIS POST ITS SO FUNNYYYY #big big plans.....#lmfao

annabelle--cane

was 17-18 y/o martin actually fooling anyone that he was a ~23 y/o master's degree haver?

yes he was blessed with a mature face and acting/lying skills

no the whole library dept clocked him immediately

as bald as mr panopticon himelf, michel foucault

Voting ended onApr 23

#i was abt to say it was like a halfway point to where it's like they knew he was probably lying abt qualifications but not the extent of it #but there is a funnier answer to this #and that us 'how many of the institute employees were actually qualified do you think'#like obviously a lot of them were but like. imagine.#50/50 on if the coworker you work with today actually has credentials for this or if they just walked in having Seen A Horror #tma

odysseys-blood

i 100% believe not everything needs a fandom bc the way fandom operates overall theres never any grace given to sensitive topics which is part of how you get racist white supremacy boy x readers because the message doesn't matter if you just treat every show movie game whatever like your sandbox to play toys in

kamalakhan-archive-deactivated2

this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

#lol