chu

inkachu.carrd.co

[cobble-stone]

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[livingvampires]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[supercollide]

watching lando and oscar actively try to decipher how mad they are at each other while still high on adrenaline is actually hilarious

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[vrumblr]

He will not be exiled again

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

[zoethehead]

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

[sepdet]

For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

[biceratops7]

I’m sorry but that is the funniest fucking reblog and edit I’ve seen in my life

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[dear-ao3]

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[the-haiku-bot]

There’s no way this is

actually going to

work but here I am

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brainrotgoverner]

Impossible.

[dobry-slimak]

doot doot

[vrazlig-johansonn-thethird]

2.3 million notes later, does it still work?

[theamccafrey-deactivated2024071]

heh. I doubt doot doot works

[average-lonely-dancer]

No. This shouldn’t work. 😂

[sstar-struck]

doot doot

how

wtf

[an-ace-on-the-case]

doot doot me

[arkytiorlecter]

I wants it

[barnes-and-noble-official]

what sort of black magic is this? I WISH TO TRY IT

[totallyofficialtacobell]

I want to believe

[yahooo-official]

there’s no way it still works

[youtubefr]

hold up im trying it

[yahooo-official]

but your asks are closed

[realhbomax]

doot doot

[totally-ikea]

this won’t work (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-)

[undeniably-chevron]

doot doot?????? Please :)

[official-firefox-nightly]

Jokes on you. I’ll do it before you can

[rat-detector]

[memeclassheroes]

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[agui-chart]

Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

[allthesedarlingsandnowme]

my beautiful laptop who says i should do no activities ever and only spend time with her

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

where are you from

USA

ANYWHERE ELSE

Voting ended onMay 26, 2024

DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping hehehe)

[mlmmutt]

thinking about having a cute guy to sit with while i play video games… maybe we play video games together..