I thinkn't, therefore I'mn't

quadruple backflip

[vrazlig-johansonn-thethird]

u ok

yeah we chill just kinda forgot I had an account for a few months

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[vrazlig-johansonn-thethird]

it's been a year since I saw this post, and put it into my queue. Future me, if you're reading this, FUCK YOU 🫵.

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[the-moonbug]

“I hate this website” “I hate purity culture” “asexuals are so annoying” “religious people are so annoying” “I can’t stand TikTok gays” “I hate minors” you guys are talking about a skeleton warrior who serves an evil wizard right now

[nozomi-kaizoku]

[cvvvtingqueen]

was relating HEAVILY and then i saw the bpd tag

chat i think i might have realized something

[thisworldisawh0re]

omg?? same

[icanttalkimhavingacrisis]

... WAIT WHAT

[cannibalsauce]

😨

[r0zeclawz]

"otherwise" ok and? me wiser.

[r0zeclawz]

GO MY WARRIOR

[cosmonautroger]

colors

[sugarplumfuckwit]

Color theory is a real sumbitch

[cassia-c]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Folks do you think Ea-Nasir marketed his wares as “Atomic Tangerine”

[vrazlig-johansonn-thethird]

I'm back and gayer than ever so prepare to be befuddled as I immediately disappear for another 3 months.

[hey-smoothskin]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

[cybernecrosista]

YALL TAG ME TOO IF U WANT ME TO MAKE FANART OF U I WILL WHEN I HAVE THE TIME

[redmegarex]

PLEASEEEEE

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[cloudbatcave]

@nihils-trolls

[creature-of-delerium]

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please know that at any given moment Medjeh is occupying prime real estate in my brain as they perform an emotive interpretive dance based on the following artistic depiction:

[skyfire45]

Ok so I looked up Medjed, and apparently they look like that because they are supposed to be invisible but like, how exactly does one illustrate something that's invisible? So it's possible that the Egyptians, unsure of what else to, put a sheet over them to try and depict the fact that they're invisible in a way that could still be depicted.

So, with this in mind, since they are supposedly unable to perceived, one may wonder if they are Among Us as we speak.

[cookie-waffle-deactivated202511]

[richardsphere]

Also note that, literally every other character in egyptian mythology and art is consistently painted en-profile. everyone, from the slaves to the gods is en-profile. But Medjed isnt, Medjed is looking at the observer Always at the observer. Medjed might be the first character in the narrative tradition to break the fourth wall. (its certainly the oldest I am aware of).

[pukicho]

Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?

"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"

[pukicho]

I swear the fucking god. Leave it to Tumblr to be the only website who wants to be the bucket of slugs

[gjjuddmk2]

[joanthebonelord]

The Thing (John Carpenter, 1982).

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[longwander]

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

[wordcubed]

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

[wizardnuke]

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[the-real-gmail]

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

[france-the-third]

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

[offiiciallybavaria]

Lemme just.

[france-the-third]

wait no

[totally-china]

why would you do this to everyone France

[france-the-third]

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

[salayaah]

[autijacen]

Spiritual sibling to the midnight train going anywhere.

[greater-than-the-sword]

She took the midday bus going nowhere in particular

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

[hardyorange]

sharing @mumblesplash 's tags:

[weaselle]

reblogging to cast