Cynical Christmas

If watermelons grow on land. does that mean mellons grow in water?

[longnuts]

Anything going on today lol

[mrsterlingeverything]

no baby go back to bed

[marxism-transgenderism]

I want it to be a smoke weed at work day. But there have already been quite a few smoke weed at work days this week. So I'm unsure

[marxism-transgenderism]

Can yall peer pressure me

[marxism-transgenderism]

Angel and devil on my shoulders but it's just one guy running back and forth

[google-searchhistory-official]

[sashathephoenix]

[oneheadtoanother]

[pair-a-dice-smasher]

good news everybody

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[ex-riddlecats]

you post about wanting to "get that man pregnant" and yet you then complain about children existing. i dont think you deserve to get him pregnant. i dont think youd treat him well.

[yekokataa]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

#OP WHAT DO YOU MEAN

While pretty and sparkly on the inside, the outer shell of a geode is incredibly hard, just like the man who was viewing them.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[ampervadasz]

[aubreyaubretia]

[lakemojave]

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[darkcomedies]

[lovewithagirl]

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

[thegreenpea]

K

[predatory-lesbians]

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[scratchy-archive]

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[catgirlbignaturals]

P

[catgirlbignaturals]

I'm a fucking idiot

[lakemojave]

Did your best buddy it's ok

[slimegirlwarlock]

[vexwerewolf]

[enby-ralsei]

i don't think you guys know what a sweep is

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

it's a sweep as long as i vote for it

[miss-morland]

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

[rainbowbarnacle]

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

[badmadwolf]

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

[friendlyfrankenstein]

OH HELLO

[fixyourwritinghabits]

No more potatoes in medieval novels!

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[milfsmackdown]

life’s worth living

[whitegirlsaintshit]

thank u goku

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.

[felinecorpse]

Even better: Gandalf remembers it perfectly fine but he keeps making shit up and agreeing to multiple different versions just to throw everyone off

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Too good to hide in the tags!

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

the replies are killing me

[evilhenchpersonforhire]

The only gender left is EVIL! MWHAHAHAHAHAAA

[evilblr]

EVILGENDER EVILGENDER EVILGENDER

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

It’s nerf or nothing

What about nerf and then nothing?

[sexhaver]

Starship Troopers really is one of the greatest pieces of satirical art in the last few decades

[mariacallous]

[bogleech]

I don't know anyone who doesn't think the brain bug is adorable and in fact it was intentionally made to look sad, pleading and vulnerable, that is literally in the design notes.