marlene entering her villain era

she/they 20

[redadidassneakers]

James: *seeing Orion and Walburga holding hands* why are they holding hands?

Sirius: you’re not going to believe this but they’re married, they’re my parents

James: ohhh sorry I got confused, I thought they were cousins

Sirius: you’re not gonna believe this

[inmy70schaos]

this is gold

[redadidassneakers]

Sirius: are you high?

Remus: hello, am I what?

Sirius: high

Remus: hello

[inmy70schaos]

if y’all want a smashing fanfic between Remus and y/n that’s like platonic comfort hurt shit you better go onto Ao3 rn…

It’s called Little Wolf by mistydaze1970

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[babysloth3]

ever notice that when you go to put on socks all of a sudden it’s like you become this person who’s trying to balance while being shaken vigorously, your foot is being hacked off and there’s an earthquake happening?

like why is it always like that when you just trying to stay upright putting socks on?

[inmy70schaos]

James Potter ghost wrote this:

[owlarchimedes]

I don't think we as a fandom give Evan Rosier enough time of day. we don't make him the focus of headcanons but instead make him a side character to Regulus or Barty. Long story short, he gets the Peter treatment, and that's not fair to either of them!! give me Evan headcanons that aren't just about Barty (even tho I love rosekiller). What's his favorite color? what's his patronus? Was he even a fighter or was he just dragged into the war to follow his friends? I want more people to talk about him.

[addsalwayssick]

Evan Rosier headcannons!

•He says his favorite color is green, but it’s actually a really nice lavender.

•He grew up isolated with Pandora. They would explore together through the woods behind their house.

•His favorite food are chicken tenders and fries. he has his chicken with ketchup and his fries with fry sauce.

•his favorite place he’s ever been is New York City. He grew up in the middle of nowhere in a lot of grass so when he went to the city he was obsessed.

•he loves babies. he loves to hug them, feed them, everhtbing. he adores them.

•his patronous is a fenix fox

•when he came to hogwarts his first friend was remus. he was the only person who was nice to him until barty and regulus warmed up to him.

•he’s a big pants and big shirt kind of guy

•he loves pumpkin pie so much

•when he was little he wanted to be a hufflepuff and be an author. when he got sorted into slytherin his views changed.

•he was extremely close to his mom, but he didn’t care for his dad much.

•he and pandora always told each other about their friends until they became one friend group.

•he spoke french and english and eventually italian.

•his first duel was with snape because he heard snape saying something about remus. they had drifted apart at that point but ge still would defend him with his life.

•he goes to bed at either 7 pm or 7 am. no in between.

•his favorite animal was a penguin before hogwarts before he met Regulus. it became a black cat.

•he didn’t want to fight.

[inmy70schaos]

this is so accurate. I feel like he really is just like Pandora and has this kind and gentle heart, he hates the “mean slytherin” stereotype even though he jokes about it

[milleeeeeee]

Sirius: Well fuck

Remus: *We’ll

[milleeeeeee]

pt.119

feel like i’m running out of memes at this point🙁

[inmy70schaos]

They definitely would have done one of those “first look” trend things but it’s Sirius coming up in the wedding dress to get James’ reaction

[my-castles-crumbling]

Me, after reading hardcore smut: Awhhh so cute 🥰

[inmy70schaos]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[inmy70schaos]

James texting Regulus for the first time while trying not to shit himself:

[inmy70schaos]

Sirius: professor, with all due respect, I think the four of us have really matured over the summer

James at the back of the classroom:

[milleeeeeee]

pt.111

my man was ready for some drama

i feel like remus don’t like drama, but at the same time, he won’t do anything to prevent it, yk?

[inmy70schaos]

so…any artistic marauders fans want to design the album cover for my wolfstar song that’s coming out?? 😅🫣

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: I hate you

James: well according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that statement is incorrect

[milleeeeeee]

pt.108

just a normal wednesday afternoon

[inmy70schaos]

if someone asked me the most accurate representation of the slytherin skittles I would show them this picture

[milleeeeeee]

pt. 104

so dramatic

[inmy70schaos]

you are literally a comedic icon

[inmy70schaos]

do you ever think about when the rest of the marauders were learning how to become animagi, so maybe there was one night after where they transformed in their dorms just for kicks and so at like 3am it’s just a rat, a dog, and a deer sitting on the floor all communal like they’re singing fucking kumbaya

I think I’m most interested to hear James’ inner monologue when he is transformed into a stag like it’s just him talking about how cool his antlers are cause he could hang a bunch of cool shit off of them

[milleeeeeee]

pt.102

i live for rosekiller

[inmy70schaos]

Live laugh love rosekiller