inncorrect marvel cast

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Harry Styles: I actually have a black belt

Liam Payne: In karate?

Harry Styles: Nope, from Gucci

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Chris Evans: if you found out you had only one day left to live, what would you do?

Chris Hemsworth: Say goodbye

Sebastian Stan: Something illegal

Tom Hiddleston: Accept my fate

Anthony Mackie: message ten people that if they don’t forward the message to ten people, I’d die tomorrow

Sebastian Stan: That’s fucking awesome can I change my answer?

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Tom Holland: *Gets down on one knee*

Zendaya: Oh my god, it’s happening!

Tom Holland: *Ties shoe*

Zendaya: *Tearing up* He finally stopped wearing those stupid crocs

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Tom Hiddleston: Don’t say a word

Chris Hemsworth: Fergalicious

Tom Hiddleston: I said no words

Chris Hemsworth: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you

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Zendaya: you are the scum of the earth. You absolutely disgust me, how dare you even come within 10 feet of me you animal.

Tom Holland: I JUST ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED PINEAPPLE ON YOUR PIZZA!!!!

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Andrew Garfield: can I say something kind of weird and morbid?

Tom Holland: sometimes, when you eat sushi you imagine the fish screaming? because me too.

Andrew Garfield: what? no, why would I-

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Benedict Cumberbatch: I’m the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Tom Hiddleston: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Benedict Cumberbatch: I paid for my cheetos. I’m getting my cheetos.

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Andrew Garfield: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Tobey Maguire: Wait, what was the first?

Andrew Garfield: It’s very complicated but, long story short, I’m banned from every Olive Garden in New York.

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Tom Holland, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Benedict Cumberbatch: You did WHAT–

Tom Hiddleston: William Snakespeare

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Robert Downey Jr: Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose. Later, sluts.

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Tom Holland: Woah.

Toby Maguire: What?

Tom Holland: What colour is a mirror?

Tobey Maguire: … Don’t do this to me today.

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Tom Holland: [pulls up in a random car]

Benedict Cumberbatch: Whose car is that?

Tom Holland: I don’t know. It wasn’t locked.

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On the set of Thor 4

Takia: Alright, questions?

Tessa Thompson : If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Takia: About the movie.

Takia: ...

Takia: Would they?

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Andrew Garfield: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Tom Holland: No, it’s called highjacking.

Tobey Maguire: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking.

Benedict Cumberbatch: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

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Tessa Thompson, looking into a camera: Hey what’s up you guys! I just found out that Takia ate my leftovers so I’m gonna show you how to murder someone in 30 seconds!

Takia Waititi: How did you get that knife?!

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Chris Evans: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Scarlett Johansson: Even more humiliating than—

Chris Evans: Let’s not do this!

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Tom Holland: Tomorrow is garbage day.

Anthony Mackie: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.