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peniswakt-deactivated20210717

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

flagellant

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

gwydionmisha

A feel like this is a conversation between Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

inthefallofasparrow

reallyreallyreallytrying

pirate watching people jump off a diving board: yarr. be they walking the plank... by choice?

shinynewmemories

No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created

carnelianfoxx

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

thebeautifulcomics

Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

theshitpostcalligrapher

yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and

look

LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN

THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

tunnaa-unnaa

It's a crime not to link the whole thing, they are all fantastic! https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2023_finalists.php

im-a-goat-in-disguise

Bonk

teaboot

Personal fave

teabree-shark

Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

misspsychotic

Personal fav - so spherical

theshitpostcalligrapher

whenever you feel sad simply google ptarmigans

they are a perfectly shaped being

robotmango

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”