The Geek Bank

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[insert-geeky-things-here]

You know what? I like how the existence of Spider-Punk implies the existence of other alternative Spider-People.

Like, just imagine: Spider-Grunge, Spider-Emo, Spider-E-Girl, Spider-Goth, the list is endless!!

[writingdose]

“oh. oh” in writing is a treasure. I will never stop using it and cherishing it.

[sassy-cass-16]

the elves in aramán are profoundly fucking sad. they're decaying. their people are completely unable to reproduce and they were created by the goddess of life. that feels like sylandri's real barrowdell. the elves as a dying people without her to sustain them.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[stevie-b]

Shop alert, besties!

Guyssssss!

I managed to open a store with @acggoods, and I have already put some goodies on there to start off!

Link!!!

Let me just show ya'll what I've got so far:

Of course, I had to get my Papa keychains in there, plus a more recent Legendary Kazoo sticker, and *GASP* ooh, a Mountain ghoul standee!

Also included some Technoblade stuff I designed a while ago <3!

While I'm wanting to make stuff for my own interests, I also want to explore making stuff for OTHER things, so if anyone has suggestions on items they want from their fandoms or whatnot, I'm all ears!

[ghostie-b]

Ghoul OC art for bestieeee

@insert-geeky-things-here made a new ghoulie OC to pair alongside their main ghoul, Spyte, and I made some art for them :> Idk if they'll yap at all about them BUT THEY SHOULD CUZ ITS A COOL FUCKING CONCEPT AND LORE THEY MADE FOR THEM BOTH!!! and yes, they will both be included in my AU as well :3

without further ado, i present Kanan and Spyte AKA... VelvetFang.

this was quite fun to draw and i hope i also get to make full body ref art for them both once Kanan is fleshed out, and include them into my silly AUniverse!

[insert-geeky-things-here]

YOU GUYS

LOOK

LOOK AT THE COOL AS SHIT ART MY EVEN COOLER BEST FRIEND MADE FOR ME!!!!

NOW GO FOLLOW THEM!!!!

[114teardrops]

ghost ghouls headcanons !

been working all week in my headcanons :•) once again, i referenced and took inspo from bluravenite :•) also my mutuals helped me build some of their appearances with their own hcs

i revisited the first batch i made to match the rendering style, i’ll draw Swiss with locs again eventually, im currently in love with jutty’s short hair

i made a ghosttwt account! i post my ghost art on @/ghoulliez!

[insert-geeky-things-here]

@stevie-b i thought you'd enjoy

[brookriver]

ketheric shoved Astarion off the side of Moonrise Towers during turn 2 of the first battle and he happened to land on a surface, so he just had to languish in pain until we beat up Thorm without him 😔

I'm so proud of him for landing the killing blow the second time around!

[vivern-of-nosgoth]

My BG3 headcanon: Astarion truly cares about his Tav | Durge, doesn't matter if they are friends or lovers, so when his dearest had a date night, he secretly followed, just in case.

Bonus below:

[velnna]

It's been 80 years and 50 brushes but I'm finally released from the shackles of this thing that was supposed to be a single page endeavour.

15 page spicy comic now up on Patreon ✨

[heyitsjaki]

Astarion knows an easy mark when he sees one 🤣

Bonus Gale reaction:

[gio-utti]

Hands Threesome ♡♡♡

[kayandp]

Look, who else is going to read all the Lore books?!

(I'm having a delightful time playing BG3 again ❤️)

[arastir]

"They passed in autumn"

Autumn is not just an ending — it’s the quiet dawn of another cycle. Should be a piece for Augustarion Week 4: Astarion + Tav but I'm late

[malcontentonline]

Wisteria Jannath woulda done numbers on this freak site

[orientalld]

remember how young and scared we were?