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biaesthetc

ways bisexuals communicate

finger guns

thumbs up

peace signs

salutes

“y’all”

jay-auris

I AM SO MAD AT HOW THIS DESCRIBES ME TO A T OH MY GOD

ithelpstodream

keep up karen

demonladytakkuri

Thy literally think all we doin all day is playin candy crush

quijotine

because that’s the only thing baby boomers know how to do on a phone

yurimom

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

yurimom

UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER

yurimom

what the fuck is going on

cikero

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

xtec

SHUT

parakeet

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

targent

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

targent

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

targent

uh oh

just-shower-thoughts

Apple literally created a social caste system based on whether or not your earphones have a wire or if your message bubble is blue or green.

just-shower-thoughts

Jello is just boneless bones

carudamon119

stimminginthetardis

This is the best spiderman movie ever

nyctosaurid

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

just-shower-thoughts

There must have been a last moment in the previous few centuries when no music was being played anywhere on Earth and it has continued to be played ever since