josh

25 | ireland | dilf connoisseur

[jeyneofpoole]

people being rabidly anti-piracy is always so jarring to me i forget that this sentiment exists over and over and i’m always shocked. you no like free movie 😟 ?

[thecatswhoateallthechickens]

Literally the first episode of X-Files and they were acting like this

[lunehowls]

doodle

[yoki-loves-stars]

My guy, he’s being accused of murdering two people… maybe your crush on him shouldn’t be your priority rn

The guy that listens to all the tapes btw

[pussypopstar]

"girl. be serious" remains the most powerful sentence in English I think

[braxiations]

that was not a grindr notification you heard . that was a heavenly flute . its okay that you didnt recognize it . that just means you are wicked .

[antigonehappy]

Magnus Institute WRAPPED

You spent 1,960 hours on the Magnus Institute property!

In total, you recorded and verified 185 statements! That's approximately one statement every two days!

Beholding moment! Your most productive day was October 18th, when you discovered and recorded 4 legitimate statements while in a desperate and paranoid frenzy!

You accidentally entered the Distortion's door 3 times. That's in the top 3.141592653...% of Spiral encounter survivors!

You signed for 15 suspicious packages, all delivered by Breekon & Hope!

You experienced a distinct and inexplicable feeling of surveillance 84 times. The area in which you felt this way most frequently was by the portrait of Jonah Magnus on the way to Artefact Storage!

Check out the top 5 Entities you fed:

The Eye

The Hunt

The Web

The Spiral

The Lonely

And that's all! See you next year! 👁️

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[kosmogrl]

november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good

[ladydedlock]

truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

[uncarbonatedmilk]

jonathan sims THE queer character of all time because he's not uncomfortable with being queer. he's uncomfortable with literally everything else

[astridianmayfly]

At least jon and martin didn't have to walk through the U.S. during the eyepocalypse. like how many square miles do you think Mr. Beast's domain was

[wonderlands-ass]

I think I'm funny

[the-gladiolus]

Literally will never recover from the character Jon Sims. Cursed by spiders from age 8. Acted skeptical of horrific entities while fighting said entities. Tried to cut off his own finger repeatedly. Partook in an enemies-to-lovers romance in which only he believed them to be enemies. Short. Kidnapped at least 3 times. Surrounded by queer women who are constantly threatening to kick his ass. No understanding of pop culture. Possessed by a purveyor of apocalyptic beat poetry. Said the first “I love you” in the show, directed at a cat that was biting him. Called a merry-go-round “thrilling.” Metaphysically disassembled anyone who was mean to his boyfriend. Said “good lord” unironically. Asked a murderous Russian clown why she didn’t sound Russian. He was even bi

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[ceaseless-tosser]

Don't read too far into it.

[jonniemeow]

nothing bad ever happens at the safehouse