God damn

[frankwinchester]

[thatguyflyhigh]

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

IT (2017)

[belladonianoir]

[yeoja]

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[thaibrator]

IM SCREMANIGN the caption is just fake roller coaster

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[maurypovichofficial]

idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems 

[flodaflo]

[relahvant]

majestic

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[great-tweets]

[source]

[fuckyeahafricans]

IG: @official.noodlez She hit every beat 👌🔥

[thechaddaddy]

I feel like I never see girls embrace this form of dance. She did that.

[thoughtsof-r]

geee so smooth wit it too

[khadds]

I love how happy she made herself that was beautiful

[edromyheart]

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

[itsaruse]

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

[tuesdayisfordancing]

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

[professorsparklepants]

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

[siesiegirl]

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

[crumbvulet]

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

[thranduilland]

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

[candiikismet]

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

[orriculum]

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

[jasnakisapa]

@jwlzrulezz rhetorical device of the day

[wordsmith-storyweaver]

She stole my heart and my cat. 😀

[inkandblade]

OH.

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

crime pulp is full of zeugma and it’s the greatest. “she was the kind of girl who’d break your heart, or maybe your arm.”

[kyraneko]

“Two men walked into a bar. The third ducked.” is probably not a proper zeugma but the joke leads you to assign one definition of “bar” to the first part before leading you to conclude that it’s the other type of bar with the context provided by the second part.

That said, my favorite proper zeugma is the Burma-Shave poem 

“He saw a train / and tried to duck it / kicked first the gas / and then the bucket.”

[thelonelyrainbowguy]

Omg I love this! I need to put more of these in my writing.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tiralatele]

[mordepv-deactivated20180117]

Coexist

[conallcd117]

this what i picture world peace looks like

[garbage-senpai]

This is where I want to be

[weezley]

Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years

[fousheezy]

this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time I give up on humanity

[thaebae]

i love

[telnaga]

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

[zackisontumblr]

my grandma is so cute (: